So exactly who is this Parson Brown? Does he really look like a snowman? Where does he spend all of his time if he’s never in town?

Also, is it really appropriate to say “no, man” to a man of the cloth? And why is he so nosy, asking couples if they’re married? Is this really any of his business? I mean, these people are just going for a walk: it’s not like there’s too much PDA or anything.

I just don’t understand all of this “winter wonderland” stuff.