Dear Facebook friends,
Thanks for thinking of me when you posted that video of some poor soul falling off a table, smashing head-first into an ice-covered lake, or the myriad other unfortunate injuries that occur to people. Though you might think it’s “HILARIOUS!!1!!!!!!!,” I certainly do not and it only makes you look like a callous jackass. I don’t find it funny when people get hurt and you wouldn’t either if the person in question was a friend, family member, or (perhaps one day) you!
Karma is a bitch, y’all. Best not to go there. Show some compassion or one day that poor bastard in the video might be you.
KTHXBYE,
Mark


