Dear Facebook friends,
Thanks for thinking of me when you posted that video of some poor soul falling off a table, smashing head-first into an ice-covered lake, or the myriad other unfortunate injuries that occur to people. Though you might think it’s “HILARIOUS!!1!!!!!!!,” I certainly do not and it only makes you look like a callous jackass. I don’t find it funny when people get hurt and you wouldn’t either if the person in question was a friend, family member, or (perhaps one day) you!
Karma is a bitch, y’all. Best not to go there. Show some compassion or one day that poor bastard in the video might be you.
KTHXBYE,
Mark
Don’t forget to address everyone involved in “America’s Funniest Home Videos”, too