I stopped into Subway for lunch in-between working the polls yesterday and ordered myself a Cold Cut Combo. It was then I saw an odd notice on the menu board:
“All meats are turkey based.”
I couldn’t help but interrupt the woman making my sandwich.
“Excuse me, what does that statement ‘all meats are turkey based’ mean?”
“It means all the meat is turkey,” she answered without looking up.
I was incredulous. “Even the ham?”
“Yes, even the ham.”
I’ve got nothing against turkey – I eat it frequently. When you’re selling a sandwich meant to have turkey and ham in it you expect to get real ham.
Maybe the next time I pay for my Subway sub, I’ll hand them money with a disclaimer that says “all currency is newspaper-based.” We’ll see how they like that!