Resume Updated

My resume has been updated, complete with the requisite inflated claims and dubious achievements. Contact me if you’d like a copy in any bloated, proprietary formats.

(I haven’t had time update it with my oil industry position. I’m still waiting for my new friend to deposit the promised check into my bank account.)

Yesterday Ended On A High Note

There was no way I could spend yesterday feeling bad about being unemployed. Last night we had one of the most spectacular sunsets I’d seen in years. Also, our daughter was absolutely giddy about our first visit to her new kindergarten.

“This is the happiest day of my life!” she kept saying over and over. I couldn’t help but smile.