One night, Kelly asked me how much toilet paper I use on our infant son Travis. After giving her a quizzical look, I replied “none.”

“Well, why do you always see babies on the packages for toilet paper?” she asked.

Good question. Why do babies appear on toilet paper packages? They don’t use toilet paper, they use diapers! Charmin and Angel Soft were unavailable for comment.

Bonus link: Just when you thought you’d seen everything on the Internet, there’s the toilet paper encyclopedia.