Dear Tom Cruise

Dear Tom Cruise,

Please – as fast as you possibly can – please drop off the face of the Earth. Your fifteen minutes of fame were up perhaps twenty years ago. You couldn’t act your way out of a wet paper bag, you’re as dumb as a box of rocks, and to top it off you’re a fruitcake of the first order.

Please – do the rest of us a favor and just go away.

Your Pal (not),
Mark

Arrivederci, Amato

After yesterday’s trouncing by the lowly Tar Heels, I think Chuck will soon be packing his bags.

I hear there’s a spot open on Bobby Bowden’s staff . . .

Outage No More

MT.Net is back online after some unfortunate timing. The server went offline Tuesday morning, right when I was due to catch a plane. I had 20 minutes to try to fix things but was unsucessful. Today (Sunday) was the first day I had a chance to work on it again. Turns out that a bad switch is at fault. Bah.

I’ve been saving up the posts since then, so don’t worry your pretty little heads. It’s good to be back.

November Sailing

That. Was. Awesome.

Four hours sailing on Lake Gaston. Steady breeze and sunny skies, with a high in the upper 70s. Even the launching and recovering wasn’t nearly as bad as I expected.

We took my buddy Scott with us, who had fun in spite of missing his sunglasses. The kids did well, too. Hallie took the helm for a moment yesterday as I went forward to retrieve a line. Travis had a nasty fall late in the day, falling backward in the cabin and hitting his head. He recovered quickly like the champ he is, though.

That marks the sixth time we’ve taken the boat out since we bought it in August. I think it was the best sail yet.

Happy Veteran’s Day

Happy Veteran’s Day to my fellow vets. You know who you are. Never forget what you’ve done, and what those vets who came before you have done. And above all, don’t let pretenders take away those things for which you’ve worked so hard.

We’re going to spend Veteran’s Day sailing on Lake Gaston if I can find the courage to launch and recover the boat while waist-deep in water in the middle of November. Above the surface things should be perfect with highs in the upper 70s and a 10 to 15 MPH wind. Wish us luck.

RIP, Ed Bradley

I was saddened to read that longtime “60 Minutes” reporter Ed Bradley died today from complications from leukemia. If reporters get any better than Bradley, I haven’t seen ’em. That man was so smooth that just about everyone opened up and spilled their guts to him. Man, I loved watching his stories. I always learned something.

When you compare him to what passes for network news today (cough Katie Couric cough) you really appreciate guys like Bradley. Can you imagine Couric walking around the dangerous streets of Baghdad the way Bradley did Saigon during Vietnam? I didn’t think so.

Wild Week

I had a meeting Tuesday in New Jersey, a demo for one of our important partners. On Monday night I packed up my laptop and accessories and placed them by the door. I laid out my clothes so that I’d be ready to go when the alarm went off. I climbed into bed early, told Kelly good night, and promptly blinked out, not even remembering her turning out the light.

The next thing I know, Kelly’s waking me up. “Weren’t you supposed to be leaving right now?”

Yikes! I never turned my alarm clock on! It was ten minutes to takeoff of my flight and I was still in bed!

I jumped out of bed, raced through a shower and shave, and flew out the door with a handful of breakfast Kelly had made me. On the way, she gave me alternative flights by telephone. I arrived at the airport just as a Continental 737 was climbing through the sky: my flight.

Fortunately, though, there was another flight to Newark just 30 minutes later. I parked, went through security, and hoofed it down to the Contiental gates at the far end of the terminal. While I was at security, I heard an announcement looking for two missing Continental passseners on the next flight. The gate agent assumed I was one of those passengers but quickly waved me on when I showed her my ticket. I settled into my seat and tried to settle down, too. But I was on my way!

I arrived at my meeting with plenty of time to spare. The partners weren’t even there yet. In short, no one knew just how crazy my travel had been to get there.

Never underestimate the value of getting there by the skin of your teeth. That is, as long as you get there!

Personal Penguin! Argh!!!

I saw the “Personal Penguin” song mentioned on Paul Jones’s blog today but resisted the urge to click on it. Later I read the N&O blog and fell into the trap when David Menconi mentioned it. Now I’m hooked. I found myself walking around the office with the song stuck in my head!

Please, whatever you do, don’t go to Sandra Boynton’s website and click on the MP3 link. You’ll find yourself wanting to be a personal penguin before you know it.

(Sandra writes some of the best childrens’ books out there, by the way.)