Get Those Girls A Sammich!

Guys have a saying they use when discussing a woman who was attractive but who has some minor fault. The conversation will usually end with “but I wouldn’t kick her out of bed for eating crackers.” Now that I’m married I haven’t said that in a while. If I were still single, though, there’s a group I would kick out of bed for eating crackers: what passes for today’s supermodels.

I’d boot them to the floor because crackers aren’t enough: they need sammiches. And in a big way!

My friend Matt sent me an issue of Vanity Fair with Eastern European supermodels on the cover. I know Russia isn’t exactly prospering now, and the Babushka look has gone out of style. But, please, can’t these girls find something to eat?

Kate Moss is a good example. That’s beauty? She’s skin and bones! There’s no room for beauty there!

Call me old school, but I prefer women with a little shape to them. Women like Elle MacPherson, Christie Brinkley, and Elizabeth Hurley, for starters. Preferably women with a brain. Now that’s what I call attractive!

This new, “I’m-on-heroin” look is pretty lame. Get those girls a sammich!