Slashdotted By Google

Monday I had the mixed blessing be the top Google search result for the query “Jason Ray UNC.” I was pleased to get lots of visitors but was sad that the reason they visited was because Jason died.

When I noticed the hit count for my first entry about Jason, I thought it prudent to update the post with information on where donations could be sent. I hope people took advantage of that.

That first post instantly became the most-read MT.Net post ever, with close to 3000 views. I only wish the circumstances were a little better. I think Jason posted a lot to the walled-off, so-called “social networking” sites like Facebook and Myspace but because Google doesn’t venture there few results came back for his own pages.

Go Down Emmanuel Road

This song is irrevocably stuck in my head thanks to a Dan Zanes DVD we were given.

Go Down Emmanuel Road
As Performed By The Sandy Girls and Dan Zanes

go down emmanuel road girl and boy fe go break rock stone
go down emmanuel road girl and boy fe go break rock stone

break them one by one (girl and boy)
break them two by two (girl and boy)
break them three by three (girl and boy)
break them four by four (girl and boy)
break them five by five (girl and boy)
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Shred Of Integrity

I just got word that another shred event is taking place in the Triangle, this time sponsored by NBC-17 and scheduled for Saturday, March 31st from 10 am to 2 pm.

Come bring your old bank statements, credit card statements, and whatever else you’d like to shred to the SunTrust bank at Stonehenge, 7320 Creedmoor Road in Raleigh, and it will be shredded for you for free. Note that any Nigerian oil executives who may approach you are not associated with the event, no matter what they tell ya.

See the details on NBC-17’s website.

Time Travel

I don’t know how I did it, but I did. Tuesday morning I unknowingly figured out the art of time travel.

Maybe I’ve become too comfortable with travel. Or bored. I don’t know, but I know I should have planned things better. I had a day’s work to be done in Boston Tuesday and so I scheduled an early flight to get a head start. Thinking that the Boston flight would last as long as my familiar flights to Newark, I saw the arrival time of 8 AM and assumed the flight would leave at 7.

Uh, no.

I woke at 5, showered and dressed, and kissed my sleeping wife goodbye. As I picked up my bag, I fished out my flight details and got a shocker: my flight was leaving at 6:05. I had thirty-five minutes to be on board!

I raced to the kitchen and grabbed two granola bars: my breakfast. I remembered I had promised to leave a picture on the fridge for the kids, so I quickly drew a heart on it. Then I bounded down the front steps and drove away, thinking there would be no way this would work.

The one advantage to being late for an early flight is traffic: there’s usually none. I-540 had few cars and those it did were moving at a nice clip. I behaved myself in traffic, too, getting passed by a dozen cars on my way.

It was about 5:40 when I drove up to the airport. I parked on the fourth parking deck and checked in at the American Airlines ticket counter. Then I hotfooted it to security, where two gates were open and only one passenger was in each line.

As luck would have it, my flight was on an Embrarer jet, so it was parked all the way at the end of Terminal C. Without even tying my shoes, I bounded down the concourse, reaching an empty gate and a closed jetway door.

“Mr. Turner, I presume,” the gate agent said with a smirk. Out of breath, I nodded. “I was waiting to see if you were going to check in,” she said as she turned toward the ticket machine.

I moved to follow her. “No, stay there! Stay there!” she barked. I felt like putting my hands up or something but instead I just stopped in my tracks.

She fetched the ticket from the machine and handed it to me. “Have a good day,” she told me as I raced down the jetway.

I walked into a mostly-full plane and calmly proceeded to the back of the plane. No one even batted an eye.

I casually looked at my watch and my eyes about fell out of my head. It was 5:55. At 5:30 I was kissing Kelly goodbye. I had gone from home to my seat in an astounding twenty-five minutes! We didn’t even pull away for another ten minutes. Amazing!

I still can’t figure out how I walked out of the house, drove to the airport (legally even), parked, checked in at the counter, passed through security, ran from one end of the terminal to the other, and took my seat in only 25 minutes. I should have never made it, but I did.

Maybe I’ve got some luck left in me, after all.

Unsafe Work Practices, American Style

No sooner had I talked trash about China’s Darwin-friendly safety practices that I see we ‘Mericans have got a ways to go. On my Friday morning commute, I passed three City of Raleigh Public Works employees working on a curb on Ridge Road.

One was setting up some safety barrier around their work site (good). Another was supervising the work (also good). The guy in the middle, God bless him, he was wielding a sledgehammer to bust up the concrete curb. Concrete chips were flying left and right, prompting the supervisor to turn his back. Hammer guy, though, kept right on plowing through the curb – all without eye protection.

In his youth my uncle lost an eye by busting up a sidewalk. It kinda makes me pay attention to this stuff. I had half a mind to stop and give those three burly guys a safety lecture.

I’m calling Public Works tomorrow morning and politely provide them a clue.

UNC Mascot Jason Ray In Coma

Kelly’s volunteer duties with the March of Dimes involve inviting the area team mascots to appear at the WalkAmerica walk in April. She wound up exchanging emails with Jason Ray, who protrays UNC’s mascot, Rameses.

Kelly was shocked to hear that Jason was hit by a car Friday and critically injured. He’s now in a coma and showing few signs of life.

Please keep Jason and his family in your thoughts and prayers, y’all.

[Update (3/26):] Jason Ray passed away this morning. Sad. See the link above for memorial information.

Raising Money For Preemies With The March Of Dimes

Its that time again when Kelly and I raise money for the March of Dimes through their annual WalkAmerica event. Our friends and family have been incredibly generous in their giving. Last year we raised a whopping $1,600: more money than a lot of the company donors who participated! That money will go towards vital research towards preventing premature births – a problem which cuts across all walks of life.

Kelly’s taking a more active role this year by helping organize this year’s event. You can help by pitching in toward our goal of $1,800. With your help, we can get there!

Once again, we ask you to support Hallie’s Team as we raise money for this worthy cause. And thanks once again for your generous support!
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