The N&O’s Jim Jenkins skewered Wake GOP’s Susan Bryant today. This had me laughing out loud!

“Susan Bryant clearly is a genius,” said the insider. “I expect Rick Perry will have her on as chief strategist. And I wouldn’t be surprised if the president simply decided not to run for re-election. He said to me just last night, ‘Look, maybe we should get out. If Susan Bryant in North Carolina can read our minds and follow our every move like this, what’s the point in trying to fight her?'”

via Obama’s conspiracy, revealed – Jenkins – NewsObserver.com.