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Perhaps someone has already forwarded you this email:

Subject: Family losing home and can’t take their dogs into the apartment

Package deal!

Please pass along to all family, friends, coworkers – spread the word and help find these two adorable labs a home.

Two females, both have chips implanted and are very well cared for. Their family is losing their home and they are desperate to find a loving home.
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Another Careerbuilder find

Another too-good-to-be-true offer in the same day. Wow, thanks Careerbuilder!

Date: Tue, 24 Feb 2009 06:01:16 -0800
From: “Michelle Van Sickle” michelle@franjobs.com
To: markt at blab blah blah
Subject: Business Ownership

Hi Mark,

Your resume sparked some interest with one of our Senior Franchise Consultants and they would like to speak with you. Your credentials are quite impressive and therefore would like to see if owning a franchise business would be an idea that you might consider. We have helped many established professionals research the best qualified franchises available.

Depending on the industry and location that you specify, we will present to you the best geographic and financially available franchises. The research, qualification, and application service we provide costs you absolutely nothing.
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Fantastic job offer!

Hey, it looks like I can earn big bucks for only working 2-3 hours a day! Woo!

I’ll be working in “escrow services” for the “online auctions” industry. Sounds important, doesn’t it!?

Read about this fabulous offer! Boy, am I glad I posted my resume on Careerbuilder.com!

To: blahblahblah at nowhere dot org
Subject: Mark Turner, Part-Time Job for you
From: Ashli Roberts Ashli.e.innov.job@gmail.com
Date: Tue, 24 Feb 2009 03:48:02 -0600

Dear Mark Turner,

I am a Chief Manager of HR Department of E-Innovative Group Inc. My name is Ashli Roberts.

We’ve analized your resume posted at Careerbuilder.com and I’m glad to propose you a FINANCIAL AGENT vacancy.
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