Scarce

I’m poking around my music collection while I do some checking into PHP gallery scripts. I settled on Scarce‘s album Deadsexy. I first heard this band back when I was a Music Choice subscriber. Their single “Sideways” caught my ear, and it would’ve caught yours, too. The song is so damn erratic, lurching in so many directions, yet its so compelling.

Back when I paid $6 a month for a taste of new music, I’d hear lots of good songs. Occasionally, I’d buy a band’s CD. Frequently the rest of the songs sucked, but not this Deadsexy CD. Each song is different, each a flavor of its own.

While poking around the web for news of the band, I found out about the sad fate of Scarce, as told by one fan:
Scarce is the greatest live band I have ever seen. Back in the day of grunge, when bands would just get on stage wearing flannels and jeans, Scarce put on a show. Bassist Joyce Raskin would wear a formal dress and gallop all over the stage, while guitarist Chick Graning, in a tux or a silver suit, would look wild-eyed at the audience as if he was about to come out to attack us, then rip off an incredible slide guitar solo only to toss the slide aside at the last minute and resume the song. I saw them more than ten times, and everyone in Providence where I lived thought they would become huge rock stars. My band Salty Timmy even opened for them once. Then the accident happened.

Scarce was about to release their first major label album, Deadsexy, when one morning Chick didn’t show up for practice. He actually lived next door to me and Big John Lund that summer on East George Street in Providence, and when he didn’t answer the door Joyce freaked out and broke the door to his apartment down. Chick had experienced a brain hemorrhage and was rushed to the hospital. The single, “Honeysimple,” was pulled off radio after one play, and the album, which had come out in the U.K., was postponed over a year in the U.S. Chick spent the next year relearning how to walk, talk, and play his guitar.

They could have been huge, had fate not intervened. What a shame.

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Image Gallery Wanted

Okay, I’m lazy and the Power Of The Blog must be utilized. I’m looking for an image gallery script for mt.net. It needs to be smart enough to create albums on the fly, based on finding pictures in a webserver directory. Ideally, it will be PHP-based, though Perl is welcome, too.

I was thinking Image Display System, a Perl-based CGI, was a good choice, but it doesn’t get along with Red Hat 9’s ImageMagick modules:

/usr/bin/perl: relocation error: /usr/lib/perl5/site_perl/5.8.0/i386-linux-thread-multi/auto/Image/Magick/Magick.so: undefined symbol: SetWarningHandler

Any suggestions? What are you using for image galleries and what do you like or dislike about it?

Workage Postage

Deadlines at work have put a damper on my postage. With the holiday season near, I’ll have plenty of time to get my thoughts arranged in bits.

Until then, entertain yourself with the Burger King Song.

100th Anniversary of Flight

Today is the 100th anniversary of powered flight. The Wright Brothers flew the first flight at Kitty Hawk, NC on December 17th, 1903. A big celebration will take place at Kitty Hawk National Park today, with gazillions of dignataries present.

For the occasion, festival organizers have recreated the Wright Flyer, a notoriously hard-to-fly airplane. I’ve put up a new poll on the page here to take bets on whether the thing will crash today or not. The weather is about as sucky as could be imagined, with a strong cold front moving through later today. My bet is the sucker crashes. Cast your vote to the right.

I’ve been pondering this occasion for a while now and will have more thoughts on this occasion later tonight.
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Discoveries

I was sifting through the pile of paper in my office and was surprised to find a desk under there. Who knew?

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Good Timing

I finally got my car inspected Saturday, after going a month or two beyond the expiration date of my last inspection. As I flipped on my lights to drive home last night, I noticed my right headlight had burned out. Turns out it lasted just long enough to make it through the inspection! Thanks, Mr. Bulb!

A quick trip to the auto parts store and I was good as new.

I normally don’t let my car get that far beyond the inspection date, but the new inspection stickers are poorly designed. Rather than have big, readable numbers like the old ones, the new stickers have the due date punched into the sticker. You’ve got to have a slide rule and a magnifying glass to determine when its due.

The Great State of North Carolina was quick to send me a NastyGram about being tardy with my emissions inspection. Fair enough, but if they’re going to go to the trouble, why not send me a reminder letter instead? Like maybe 45 days before the inspection expires? That way I can put away my slide rule and keep my car’s inspection up to date.

Oh, the day I’m put in charge of the state gumint…

Cepstral: Good, cheap speech synthesis

I found out about Cepstral from being on the Asterisk mailing list. Cepstral offers fantastic speech synthesis, for dirt-cheap prices.

Cepstral offers Linux and Windows clients, and a handful of voices to choose from. Each channel costs only $30, whereas comparable speech synthesis software costs $600 per channel (or more).

They’ve got some online demos to try out, and you can buy and download the product directly from their website. If you’ve got some projects that could use a good voice, check ’em out!

What Life Is About

I spent a fun weekend chasing a cackling 18-month-old around the house. It was a good reminder of just what is important in life.

I’d love to find a way to get paid for doing nothing but chasing my daughter around. What kind of job could compete with that?