Ivan The Terrible

Just when you thought it was safe to be a state near the water, Hurricane Ivan approaches. Word on the street is that Ivan will make Hurricane Frances look like a cakewalk. Someplace on the north side of the Gulf is going to get clobbered, and clobbered bad.

Right now it ain’t looking good for the area between Panama City and Tallahassee.

Post Doc

I’m back from Doc’s talk at UNC. Nice to finally meet him face to face, if only for mere seconds. Popular guy, you know.

Walking across the UNC campus in the rain, I wished I’d remembered to borrow a William and Mary shirt from my buddy Wade.

More writeup after dinner and playtime with the Buggle.

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Yoshimi

I saw a license plate yesterday which reminded me of the cool Flaming Lips song Yoshimi. In honor of this quirky song, I was going to post the lyrics on my page today, but my stupid friend Larry read my mind and beat me to the punch.

My tinfoil hat needs thicker aluminum foil.

First Day of School

Today is Hallie’s first day of preschool. I’m so proud of her. I know she’ll do well, because she’s so incredibly curious and smart. Yet, it’s never easy letting go of your kids.

She’s heading into class as I write this. And so our little girl will never be the same.

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This Hurricane Brought To You By Home Depot

We were discussing how the National Hurricane Center comes up with names for storms. Nobody here knows how names are retired. There isn’t any threshold which earns a Camille or Hugo-size storm retirement. This led to the idea of allowing companies to sponsor storms. Rather than having to come up with scores of names each season, the weather service could sell the naming rights.

Imagine! “Hurricane Home Depot is heading your way. Get all your weather supplies now for a great low price!” Or how about “The State Farm Insurance Storm will strike land tomorrow, spawning Lowes Home Improvement tornadoes and damaging Johnson Roofing winds.”

It could happen.
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Vote Or Not

Here’s a cool idea. The creators of AmIHotOrNot are giving away $100,000 and you can win it just by being registered to vote. To register, go to the Vote Or Not website.

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My Project Has Reached End Of Life

I’ve sucessfully put myself out of a job. The PERL project I’ve been working on is nearing a successful completion. The customer’s happy with the code and my work.

I got to work with again a great bunch of people, I learned a lot about building websites, and I had a front-row seat for two of the biggest hurricanes of the year. I really can’t complain.

If you know of anyone looking for some contract sysadmin stuff, give me a holla. Until then, I’m going to consider underwriting some local public radio stations and sprucing up my website.

Busy Three Days

Labor Day always lives up to its name, don’t it? I’ve been busy knocking out things around the house. The biggest of which is the yard. Since its full of weeds, it needs to be totally nuked so we can start over. I kill it with glyphosate and two weeks later, a lawn company seeds new grass. It’s taken the past three days for me to painstakingly walk the yard, spraying this stuff on the yard. I’ve made a few trips back to the store to resupply myself, too, having judged the yard too small.

My task ended early Saturday evening, as I had to grill up some hamburgers before whisking Hallie off to my parents to visit my sister’s family, who was visiting from Shelby. Yesterday, I failed to finish the yard again, simply running out of time before Hallie’s bathtime. Today, I messed around inside long enough for the rainclouds to wash out any attempt. Crum. With the forecast looking wet most of this week, my yard may be half-dead.

But I did get stuff done today. For instance, there are now actual things on our walls, other than handprints and scuff marks. Kelly and I spent most of the morning hanging up pictures. It was a something we put off since moving into this house, what, well over 2 months ago? Now it actually looks lived in. A scary thought.

I also began painting (and repainting) the shelves for our bookcase. The coat of latex I applied previously seems to be far too sticky for the shelves. So this time, I decided to paint the remainding shelves with spray paint. It won’t look as even as the others, but it will be smoother. And, heck, these shelves will have books on them, anyway. No one’s gonna be looking at them closely.

That bed will feel quite nice when I hit it soon. It’s always nice to check off those things that have been begging for a while to be done.

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