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Note to self: when traveling, always take your laptop power supply with you!

I got back last night from a whirlwind business trip to Indianapolis,IN and Columbus, OH. Found out how frustrating it can be not to get online. Even the crummy hotel I stayed in at Columbus had no business center and thus no PC.

Driving from Indianapolis to Columbus, I could not help but detour to Dayton just to see where my heroes Orville and Wilber Wright launched the aircraft revolution (that is, really launched the aircraft revolution, as opposed to what we North Carolinians like to consider). I arrived at their home and shop right before dusk and walked around them, fascinated. Of course, the actual buildings are no longer there after Henry Ford had them carted over to his museum, Greenfield Village. I don’t know what Orville Wright or the city of Dayton were thinking when they allowed that to happen. Might be just as well, as the cops slowly rolling by in an unmarked car and the shifty characters on the streetcorners led me to believe it isn’t just the Wrights’ house that isn’t the same in the old neighborhood. At least as long as the Wrights’ house is at Greenvield Village no one will be smoking crack in it.

The rest of my trip was mostly uneventful. I barely made my flight home (typical) and was too late to say goodnight to the kids. The good news is that this was the last trip on my calendar for the forseesable future.

Where’s The Bee-f?

Snopester Bonnie has searched the Internets today in hopes of finding the source of the alleged Einstein bee quote. Despite poring through all the electronic databases known to man and bee (among them ProQuest, ProQuest Historical, LexisNexis Academic, Factiva, and JSTOR, she tells me), Bonnie has been unable to find any references earlier than the 1994 pamphlet distributed by the UNAF during its 1994 protest in Brussels.

I would tend to take any argument made during a protest with a large grain of salt, as they tend to play more to emotion than reason. My hunch is the quote was made up for the pamphlet to help sell the beekeepers’ story – just like most bogus quotes attributed to Einstein. The pamphlet likely had an expected shelf life of five minutes at most and thus had to make its argument quickly – perhaps with a quote from Dr. Einstein, real or not.

But the absence of proof is not proof. One cannot prove a negative, so the burden falls on whomever created the pamphlet to prove Einstein’s bee quote. Tracking this person down after thirteen years may prove more trouble than its worth, especially since this person likely wrote the pamphlet anonymously and preferred to stay that way. Without the help of some enterprising French sleuths to do the groundwork we may never know for sure.

With only the word of the pamphlet author to go on and no apparent supporting documentation, I’m inclined to conclude this quote is a fabrication.

Happy Day

It was nine years ago today that my wife became my fiance. We’ve been smiling ever since.

Fifty-eight plus more years to go!

Blogger Bothered By Bogus Bee Blurb

The good folks on the Snopes message boards claim to have traced the Einstein bees quote back to a pamphlet that the Union Nationale de l’Apiculture Française wrote a decade ago. Snopester Bonnie cites articles that appeared in The Scotsman in 1994.

I searched The Scotsman’s online archive but articles from 1994 do not appear to be present. I have also searched online archives of American newspapers (some dating back 50 years) and found no mention of the quote. The oldest appearance on the Internet I’ve found of the quote is on a mailing list archived by Ibiblio.

The next stop is to research old issues of The Scotsman and see if they lead anywhere. I’m guessing my local library will not have any archives of a Scottish newspaper, though, so that puts me at a bit of a disadvantage.

Its, uh, hive time we track down this quote!

Einstein Biographer Unaware Of Einstein’s Bee Quote

I just got a response back from Walter Isaacson, the author of the hot-off-the-presses biography of Albert Einstein called Einstein: His Life and Universe. Mr. Isaacson’s opinion:

“Einstein may have said something about bees, but I don’t know about it if he did.”

Things aren’t looking good for the Einstein bee quote, y’all.

On another note, three respected news outlets included the Einstein quote without bothering to check with any Einstein experts on its validity: Der Speigel, The Telegraph, and The Independent. It took me literally five minutes to give Mr. Isaacson a chance to shoot it down. It’s just another case of people not doing their fact checking.

[Update 25 April:] Snopes is now on the case. I’m standing down.

Cleaning Up Raleigh

I’ve ranted about it before here at MT.Net. I’ve written two notes to the N.C. Department of Transportation. Its been two months since I first got so fed up abuot the trash on the western side of the I-440 Beltline that I decided to tell someone about it. The responses I’ve gotten back from NCDOT have been polite and claim to do somethng but little seems to get done. Are the inmate crews too busy that they can’t be bothered to work the roads, in spite of the recent beautiful weather?

Tuesday morning I saw an NCDOT cleanup crew picking up trash just north of the Crabtree exit, yet the mound of trash that irks me the most is still there. The section of median between the Hillsborough Street and Wade Avenue exits looks like a landfill. Trash is wrapped around the guardrail posts and scattered all along the roadside. Each day more of it piles up. This piece of road is one of the most visible in Raleigh: right next to the fairgrounds and the Wade Avenue Extension of I-40. It is a gateway to Raleigh, and its trashed all to hell.

Since its obvious my pleas have fallen on deaf ears, I’ll have the chance to increase my involvement next week as the state DOT kicks off its annual Litter Sweep, a two-week statewide campaign to clean up trash. Citizens like me who are fed up with trash will be given an opportunity to do something about it. NCDOT will provide safety vests, gloves, and trash bags for citizens to use in collecting the tons of trash that line our highways. DOT work crews will then pick up the bags of trash that are produced.

Though it promises to be hard work, I look forward to personally cleaning up this trash. It really, really bothers me that much. My only regret is that volunteers are not allowed to clean the medians, where much of the unsightly trash exists.

If you’re interested in joining me in this effort, see the Litter Sweep lkink or call the Litter Sweep Hotline at 800-331-5864. Together we can clean Raleigh up!

GatherPlace: A Linux-Friendlier Web Conferencing Service

Part of my day job involves doing demos of our product. The tool I have been using is WebEx, mainly out of habit more than any other reason. WebEx, though, has a few faults, such as price and lack of Linux supoprt – a significant drawback for a company like mine with Linux-based products.

A coworker recommended GatherPlace. I tried it out today and am pleased with the results. It is more affordable than other solutions, has support for Windows and Mac presenters, and supports Windows, Mac, and Linux clients through its Java application. Though Linux isn’t supported for the presenter, GatherPlace does allow Linux clients to take control of the presentation, which is the next best thing.

If you’re looking for a web service that gives Linux a little more respect, give GatherPlace a test drive.

What A Night!

Chez Turner was the proverbial Napping House Where No One Is Sleeping.

At 11:30, our weather radio sounded an alarm, slowly waking me (and Travis, unfortunately) from a deep slumber. I had bought it a few years ago after the tornado raced by our house, but I’m still not used to hearing it at night.

Severe weather was on the way, said the announcement. I looked at the radar to see a nasty squall line marching east towards us. Not being in a mood sleep at that point, I waited until the squall line passed by, which was mostly with a whimper as far as we were concerned. It was back to bed for me.

Around 2:15 the radio sounded again: another severe weather watch. How coould there could be anything left after that nasty-looking line earlier? I was in a daze so I simply silenced the alarm and returned to bed.

Near 4 AM the alarm sounded yet again. I don’t remember the message but I soon took it seriously as all hell began to break loose outside. Strong winds and rain pounded us for 20 minutes. Then, as suddenly as it had arrived it vanished. Calm once again reigned supreme.

That’s when the train decided to make its southerly run. At 4:15. Ouch. We don’t usually have late-night trains but the past two weeks or so have had plenty.

They say tornadoes sound like freight trains, and I might have been worried here. This train, though, had a horn that was all too apparent at 4 in the morning. We’ve trained the train drivers so well to honk at us that they always say hello when they pass by. Sometimes they forget what time it is, though, and their usually-friendly honking is not as welcome at such an early hour! The engineer gave a sharp honk right next to us before continuing down the track. After cringing at the horn (our neighbors must love us), I settled back to sleep.

There were not enough snoozes available this mornoing to make up for all the early-morning fun. I hope I can keep my eyes open today.

For those weather geeks out there, you can see the storm’s progresion nicely on my weather station’s barometric graphs.

Einstein Once Said …

Albert Einstein once said

“If the bee disappeared off the surface of the globe then man would only have four years of life left. No more bees, no more pollination, no more plants, no more animals, no more man.”

Einstein also had this to say:

“Computers, working together, may one day generate facts out of thin air.”

Amazing how one can prop up any myth or fact simply by attributing it to Einstein, isn’t it? This silly bee quote making the rounds is yet another example of this.

I call bullshit. Einstein knew a lot about the universe. He blazed trails in physics like few others. He rightfully earned his place in science with his theories of relativity and others.

But Einstein didn’t know boo about bees, and I’ve got a crisp twenty to anyone who can prove otherwise.

If one does a Google search on “einstein bees,” one gets 893,000 results as of today. There are some otherwise reputable publications that have spread this quote, like Der Speigel and The Telegraph (UK). None seem to have proper attribution for this quote, nor seriously questioned whether Einstein ever had anything to do with bees. Der Spiegel seems to have been the first to spout this nonsense, as far as I can tell. Even Snopes has tried to track this down and come up empty.

It’s true that things on the Internet sometimes take on a life of their own. In this case, however, the myth apparently first took hold in the so-called “mainstream media,” and from there was echoed both in print and online.

This same press likes to take swipes at Wikipedia and other self-described news sites when their facts aren’t properly checked. And it should. Fact-checking should be embraced by all. The press, simply by virtue of making news its business, is not immune to nor excused from fact-checking. If the Internet can amplify a falsehood at lightning speed, it simply accelerates a process that has always occured in the mainstream media. One outlet breaks a story and the rest play catch-up. Its like dogs who bark only because other dogs are barking. Eventually one should find out why the first dog barked. Just because you read it on the Internet doesn’t make it so and just because you read it in the New York Times (*cough* Judith Miller’s WMDs *cough*) doesn’t make it so.

The Internet is a truly amazing phenomenon, putting a staggering wealth of information at your fingertips, yet it does not, cannot, nor should not do your thinking. As far as I am aware thinking is not being considered as a new feature.

Nothing can take the place of one’s ability to think for oneself. It is still your responsiblity, gentle reader, to judge whether or not information is accurate, no matter the source.

Don’t be seduced by the buzz.

[Update 15 Apr] Welcome, fellow fact checkers! This post has risen to #3 on a Google search for “einstein bees.” I noticed a burst of traffic on this post and have discovered via BoingBoing that the Independent has also repeated the bogus Einstein quote. At this point I think the quote has taken on a life of its own and will probably never die.

I should also stress that I am by no means a scholar of Einstein. I’m just saying that if Einstein said it, I want to see the citation. So far no one has provided any citation.

I will attempt to contact a few biographers of Einstein to see what they have to say about this.

[Update 15 Apr, 5 PM ET:] I heard back from Einstein biographer Walter Isaacson. He’s never heard of this quote, either.