March 17, 2005

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Amish Paradise

Weird Al Yankovic
Amish Paradise

As i walk throught the valley where i harvest my grain,
I take a look at my wife and realize she’s very plain.
But that’s just perfect for an Amish like me,
you know I shun fancy things like electricity.
At 4:30 in the mornin’ i’m milking cows,
Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows, fool
and I’ve been milking and plowing so long that
even Ezekial thinks that my mind is gone.
I’m a man of the land, I’m into discipline,
got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin,
but if I finish all of my chores, and you finish thine,
then tonight we’re going to party like it’s 1699.
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Dickie V

I’ve watched one too many commercials with Dick Vitale (or impersonators, which are even worse). I can’t tell you how annoying and worn out his shtick is. That’s one part of March Madness I won’t miss when its over. Man, I’d never think I’d prefer Billy Packer over Dickie V, but its come down to that. Just shut up!