Septoplasty surgery tomorrow

Tomorrow I go under the knife for only the second time in my life. The first was my fundoplication surgery in 2003 to fix my hiatal hernia. Tomorrow’s surgery fixes my deviated septum, or in other words, sinus surgery.

As my ENT doctor, Dr. John Garside, explained, I’m one of those people who were born with an extra sinus, this one on my right side. This sinus eventually grew to the point where it shifted the septum (the divider between my sinus cavities) almost all the way over to the left side, restricting my left nostril’s breathing passage. The steps of the surgery are to remove part of the right sinus, carefully detach the tissue lining the left nostril, remove some of the left nostril’s cartilage, then put everything back together. The procedure takes about 45 minutes under general anaesthesia (likely propofol).
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I’m a five dollar deadbeat

I owe UNC Healthcare five bucks. Or at least I did at one point. Only my credit report seems to care anymore, it seems.

Last April, when Bellsouth began threatening to sock me with someone else’s phone bill, I ordered up a copy of my credit report just in case. Aside from the usual house loans, car loans, and credit card accounts belonging to my brother, Jeff, I noticed something else that didn’t belong: an unpaid bill for $5 for “medical services” that went to collection. Yes, UNC actually sent my $5 unpaid bill to collections.
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My Luck Runs Out

I became the latest victim of the stomach bug this morning at 4 AM. Because of my prior fundoplication surgery I may be in for a long recovery since I can’t, uh, empty my stomach.

If anyone comes up to you and offers to make you sick, don’t do it! Trust me on this.

Aches On A Plane

I finished up early in Cleveland yesterday and finagled an earlier flight out of town, saving me seven hours of time! Unfortunately, I was beginning to feel the effects of a stomach bug that has made the rounds through the family. I was sitting in a packed plane back to Raleigh when my breakfast tried to jump ship. I made it safely to the lavatory before things got out of control, though it seems my fundoplication surgery has left me shooting blanks in that regard. I’m amazed I made it two years before finding that out.

As miserable as I felt on the flight back, I couldn’t complain since two hours earlier a police officer at the Cleveland airport was shot by a deranged man before the man was shot himself. The mood at the airport was somber, with the shootings obviously on the staff’s mind. Security was tighter than normal, too, with things as small as beltbuckles triggering the metal detectors.

I’m glad the cop is going to be okay. Situations like this really make you appreciate their service.

Highlights Of 2004, Number 3

3. Fundoplication surgery. Remember, you can’t have fundoplication without the fun! Though it wasn’t much fun recovering, it was worth all the trouble.

I had fundoplication surgery in March after suffering for years from reflux and other issues. I had put up with it for far too long, not knowing exactly what could be done. My doctor put me on antacid medicine, which took care of the acid but left other aspects untreated. I really didn’t want to take a $5 pill each day for the rest of my life, so I looked for alternatives.
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Meet The New Gut, Same As The Old Gut?

I went swimming for the first time this weekend since my fundoplication surgery in March. I was a bit nervous about it, actually. You see, when I’ve gone swimming in the past, whenever I get up to my waist, I could feel my stomach making a beeline for my throat.

Seriously, I used to feel my stomach flipping around when I first went swimming. It was weird. I’ve read some things about diving reflex and wonder if it might be related to that. At any rate, I’m convinced that whatever was happening there was making my reflux problem worse.

This time, swimming was totally uneventful. My stomach stayed put and I felt comfortable in the water. Part of this could be that the water was 108 degrees. Ok, I’m exaggerating, but you get the idea. A dip into cold water might be a better test.

So that’s all more than you ever wanted to know about my gut. Questions?

Surgery Thursday

I’m all scheduled for my laparoscopic nissen fundoplication Thursday morning. So what does that mean? My adventure begins Wednesday night when I eat a light meal for dinner. Then I shower using bacterial soap before going to bed. I wake up at 5 AM (providing I get to sleep in the first place), wash my abdomen with the soap again, and drive to Chapel Hill.

Once at the hospital, I go to pre-care and get checked in. Then it’s off to Ambulatory Care where they prep me for my surgery, including being interviewed by the anesthesiologist. My belongings go into a locker and I put on a hospital gown. I wave goodbye to Kelly as I’m wheeled into the operating room. We won’t see each other again for at least four hours.
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In Stitches

I’m scheduled to have my laparoscopic nissen fundoplication surgery next Thursday at UNC Hospitals (I was never good at fundoplication in math class). The surgery should fix my reflux issues once and for all, of which I’ve been dealing for almost ten years. No more drugs, yay!

I plan to take the following Friday off and be back to work (or at least working from home) after a weekend of rest. That’s why the laparoscopic part is so cool: tiny incisions make for a quick recovery.

Only drawback is I can’t eat steak for about a month. Your blog wants steak. 🙂

Having just discussed this in the office, it seems that some of my coworkers may have similar problems. It seems this stuff is much more common than I realized.

Deep Thoughts … Not

I’ve been itching to write something deep or inspiring, but the inspiration has been lacking. It’s the kind of feeling I get when I know there’s something important to be said and I just don’t know how to say it. Eventually, the words will organize themselves and I’ll have a great post. But that great post will have to wait. 🙂

I’ve got my fundoplication scheduled now. The big day is November 10th. I’m going to see the local expert in the surgery, Dr. Tim Farrell at UNC. He comes highly recommended.

Also, I should mention that an unnamed large local Linux company has recently courted me. This is a company I admired for so many years. I had given it at least a half-dozen resumes during its existance. Only my most recent one garnered any attention from them, and by that time it was too late. I am happily settled at my current job.

But that doesn’t mean I didn’t want to talk to them. After all, it is a company I greatly admired. So when I got a call to schedule a phone interview, it didn’t matter that they were three months too late in responding to me – I would talk to them.

The phone interview went well, but not spectacularly. Weeks later, I got an invitation to visit them in person. I felt I wowed them when I got there except for one thing: when they asked me why I would leave my current job, I had no answer.

Truth is, I didn’t want to work for them. Originally, I only followed up with it to help pitch my friend for the position. When I didn’t get an opportunity for that, I used it instead as good interviewing practice. My resume also attracted attention among the hundreds which arrive every day. No small feat.

Yeah, this company had lost some of its luster in my eyes. I wondered (and still do) if it has a soul. The impression I got from my visit is that it does not, and that’s sad. I wonder if folks there are just punching a timeclock – if the so-called “revolution” is dead.

So the end of the story is that I’m staying put, and that’s just fine with me. I have a great job working with great people, at a company that is going to go places. It’s the most fun I’ve had in years. It’s as close to perfect as I’ve experienced.

Damn! I don’t even have a witty or deep closing statement for this post. How about “and they lived happily ever after.”