Open Source’s New Motto

After reading my own blog (shocking, isn’t it?), I realized I was busting too hard on Eric Raymond. Well, maybe not, but the guy stays pretty busy. Who am I to fault him if his software doesn’t work?

After contemplating that, along with my broken and woefully unmaintained bplog blogging scripts, I hit upon something.

“Hey. This is open-source software, dumbass,” I thought. “If it breaks, I get to keep both pieces.”

So I imagined what ESR would say if I told him Bogofilter doesn’t work. He might say “well, fix it your damn self.” Ok, not knowing Eric that well, he might not really say that. But he could.

Thus, I have discovered the perfect open-source motto: “Fix it yo’ damn self.” Don’t like something? Dig in. Go crazy. Nothing stopping you from greatness.

So open source users have nothing holding ’em back. Kinda cool.

“Fix it yo’ damn self.”

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What’s Up, Doc?

I’ve been chatting with Doc Searls via email for the past day or so. After visiting his page on a regular basis, I let him know that I enjoyed reading what he had to say.

Today, he put a link on his blog back to my site after I told him of my brother Jeff‘s wonderful experience with the helpful folks at WRAL HD. WRAL was the first station in the country to broadcast in HDTV. Yet for all of their high-tech foresight, they still haven’t forgotten the number-one rule in business: customer service.

To all the visitors from Doc’s page, welcome! I hope you’ll find interesting reading here. It takes time to write. Especially for me, since I tend to sweat over every sentence. Guess being married to an editor can have that effect, huh.

In spite of the time committment, the feedback I’ve gotten on my writing has really made it worthwhile. For now, the only feedback I can get is through email. I have yet to fix the comment part of my Bplog scripts, as my friend Tanner (among many others) likes to point out. Maybe the rainy weather this weekend will compel me into some hacking.

Anyway, make yourselves at home. I’ll do my best to keep you entertained.

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Blog links in meatspace and netspace

I spent part of the day bugging my friends to link to my page. I also signed up my page for the GeoURL service, which lets you specify a webpage author’s exact location. Click on the GeoURL link on the left bar of my page to locate other nearby webpages.

I also played with BlogShares, a stock-market-type ranking of weblogs. Should be fun competing! (All friendly bets please. No wagering.)

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Decision Time

This week is one I have been targeting as decision week in regards to my finding a job.

I’m in serious discussion on one position now and expected to hear something on it by today. Nothing has been heard, so now I must explore Plan B.

Plan B is a short, six-week contract at GSK doing LDAP work. I can’t fit a career into six weeks, but it helps pay the bills until that regular job materializes. I did LDAP work at Glaxo two years ago so the contract would be easy for me. My thought is that the income will give me breathing room to explore more long-term opportunities, including some within Glaxo itself.

Only problem is that I don’t want it to screw up the “serious discussion” job should I not be able to take it for another six weeks. I’d like to hold on for a few more days to hear about it. After being between jobs for a month as of tomorrow, however, I don’t have much of the luxury known as time.

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Windows Crash Traps Politician in Car

Thailand’s Finance Minister was trapped today in his BMW when the car’s Windows-based computer crashed.

When the computer, running Windows CE (also known as “wince”), crashed, the doors and windows locked and the air conditioning shut down. He was freed when one of his guards smashed a window with a sledgehammer.

This little incident can do more damage to Windows than that sledgehammer ever did. It must suck to spend megabucks on a sports car and then have to deal with shitty software.

(via Interesting-People)

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Rulez is Capitalism!

I was browsing around Best Buy last week with a $20 gift certificate burning a hole in my pocket. I was drawn to the “communications” department, being the radio nut that I am.

There were at least four different mobile phone services I could choose from, some having three or more phones to choose from. Lining the walls were rack upon rack of phone accessories: cases, chargers, earphones. You name it.

A whole section of FRS and GMRS walkie-talkies caught my eye. There were 1 and 2 watt models. Some with chargers, some without. Some even had built-in GPS units. Every possible feature one could imagine was on at least one product. I was amazed.

As I stood there awed by the selection, I was reminded why I love America’s free market. In America, every consumer itch, no matter how small, can get scratched. Every taste can be catered to. Truly amazing.

I think a key reason for the product diversity in that department is that the govermnent is mostly uninvolved. The FRS and GMRS radios are no-license or self-licensing products. Also, the FCC never enforced one mobile phone standard in the US. Thus, we have competing services using competing protocols with competing phones: all to better serve the consumer.

Regulation is big sucks! Rulez is the free market!

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One Step Away From Darwin Award

Maybe I’m a curmudgeon, I don’t know. Ok, I am a curmudgeon. Kinda like it, actually. But I don’t think it’s too curmudgeonly to not appreciate one of my fellow citizen’s antics.

For months now, some dude on a motorcycle has been roaring down a street behind my house going insanely fast. It wasn’t just one time, mind you, but a regular basis. I’d be out in my backyard around 6 PM and more often than not this bozo would race down the road at what clearly was unsafe speeds.

The street itself goes from 45 MPH to 35 MPH behind my house. This guy was moving at 60 MPH or more from the sound of his bike. I decided to do something.

I wrote the Garner Police traffic enforcement and told them this guy’s routine. Though I didn’t get a reply from them, I did see them patrolling the street every night for a week. The speeding freak kept a low profile, or so it seemed.

As the weather got warmer our happy biker was out again, doing his thing, but soon his full-throttled engine went silent. Last week, I found out why. This was in my inbox, from Garner’s weekly crime report email:

Thirty-two-year-old Donald Parrish of Raleigh was arrested for driving his motorcycle on Timber Drive at speeds in excess of 80 MPH. A friend of his, Linda Perry of Garner who tried to hide him in her house was charged with Obstructing an Officer. Officers had seen the motorcycle speeding on two different occasions and tried to initiate a vehicle stop, but the driver sped away both times. The officers felt the risks were too high to pursue the motorcycle. Officers did, however see the direction the motorcycle went and were able to gather information from witnesses as to where the motorcycle and driver were located. They found the motorcycle in the backyard of Ms. Perry, but she lied to officers about the location of the driver. Once the driver was located and asked about speeding away from the police, he confessed to the speeding and other charges.

Ha ha, dumbass. You gave it your best shot but no Darwin Award for you. Instead you got what you deserved. I only wish I could’ve been there to see it.

Kudos to the Garner Police department for catching this idiot!

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Pat Buchanan Asks The Tough Questions

None other than Pat Buchanan, rumored “Deep Throat” Watergate source and perennial presidential candidate, has written a column questioning Bush’s motives on the attack on Iraq.

Now it’s true that Pat sometimes says things that I have a hard time agreeing with. But in this case, he’s right on the money. These are questions that demand answers. Answers that had better come before our troops become fodder for another so-called holy war.

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McCarthy Executive Sessions Released

I see from the Interesting People list, and other new s sources, that the 1950’s McCarthy hearings executive sessions are now online.

A recent newspaper article revealed how McCarthy would initially question witnesses in closed-door sessions. Those who stood up to the Senator would not be the ones he would question in public. The poor saps who bowed to his authority would then get skewered in front of the cameras, making McCarthy look like a big man, of course, while ruining the careers of innocent people.

I understand the notes available online are eye-opening, though the site appears to be “slashdotted” now, no doubt from all the millions of regular MarkTurner.Net readers. 🙂

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