Happy Thanksgiving

Though my friends have called this my “ranting page,” I really have a heck of a lot to be thankful for. I have a wonderful, happy family: loving parents; happy siblings; a loving, supportive wife; and a bright, adorable daughter.

In spite of the frequent travel, I am having fun in my new job, where no two days are the same. I have lots of friends who I’m grateful for.

In a few minutes, we’ll be off to my parents’ house for a day spent celebrating family. It’ll be an absolute blast; so much fun that I’ll wonder why we don’t express this love more often.

Life is too short not to enjoy every minute of it. Take some time today to consider the ways in which you are fortunate.
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Internet Ray Tracing Contest

Yesterday, I had some fun revisiting a favorite site of mine, the Internet Ray Tracing Contest. It’s a site to which people submit their ray-traced creations for voting. There are many mind-bending submissions, all of which were created entirely via computer, and some of them breathtakingly realistic.

One of my future hobbies (always in the future, alas) is to learn how to become a ray-tracing artist. For now, I’m just a ray-tracing groupie.

Spend some time clicking through the site. You won’t be disappointed.
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Linux Audio Editing Tools?

I’m looking for some audio editing tools for Linux to do a little work on a fun project. If you’ve got some pointers for me, please post them with comments. Thanks!

Online Government Auction Site Steals My Idea

Dang it! I hate it when I get a good idea, but due to my laziness I don’t ever do anything about it. Someone will actually ACT on something I also thought up and then I feel like a stoopid-head for not implementing it myself. Happens all the time.

This time, my idea for a government-only auction site has made headlines in the N&O. A site called GovDeals.com has recently signed up many municipalities, stolen my thunder, and rained on my parade, to boot.

Both of my faithful MarkTurner.net readers know I’m a junkie for government auctions. I can be found about once a month over at the N.C. State Surplus Property Warehouse on Chapel Hill Road, looking for (and usually finding) bargains on computer parts and whatnot. While I’m always happy to walk away with a $5000 printer for fifty bucks, I can’t help but feel that there must be a better way for the state to get better prices for its surplus equipment. That’s where my idea of a auction site began.

When most folks and businesses need to unload stuff, they head to EBay. Governments can’t do that because of the stigma associated with EBay. Yet an EBay-type site provides just what government auction needs: a larger number of bidders than their current auctions can provide. This equates to higher bid prices, which means the government gets more of its money (and more specifically, YOUR money) back.

I’m glad GovDeals.com is in the game. I’ll be watching them closely to see how they implement this. I only wish I had gotten off my keister and done it myself.

One day I’ll learn the difference between “creating an idea” and “creating the thing the idea represents.”

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Uncle Fred In Yesterday’s NY Times, Today’s N&O

Uncle Fred just can’t keep out of the headlines! His obituary ran in yesterday’s New York Times. The same story also ran in this morning’s News and Observer, on page 9B of the City and State section.

Also, here’s an Associated Press article about Fred. Check out the quip from him in bold below. Typical Fred!

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Published Tuesday, November 25, 2003
W. Fred Turner, attorney in landmark Gideon case, dies; he was 81

The Associated Press

PANAMA CITY, Fla. W. Fred Turner, the attorney who successfully defended Clarence Earl Gideon in a U.S. Supreme Court mandated retrial in 1963, has died. He was 81.

The case began at a pool hall in 1961 when a patron told police he saw Gideon, then 50, steal change and cases of beer, wine and Coke before leaving in a cab. Gideon repeatedly asked for a court-appointed attorney, but a judge denied his request.

After writing a petition that he should have had a lawyer to the Supreme Court, the justices ruled in Gideon v. Wainwright that criminal defendants are entitled to legal representation even if they cannot afford a lawyer. The case resulted in the creation of public defender systems across the nation.

Turner won an easy acquittal in the second trial because he could research evidence in a way that Gideon was unable to in jail. He asked jurors how Gideon could have made off with several drinks cases when the cab driver testified he had nothing with him.

“What if I had lost the Gideon case?” Turner said in May. “The Supreme Court would have to say, ‘We forgot to say competent counsel. That redneck from down in Panama City done messed up our argument.'”

During events marking the 40-year anniversary of the case this year, Turner – who said he tried 109 murder cases over his career – recognized how influential the Gideon case would be on his own legacy.

“When I die, they’ll probably put over my grave, ‘Here lies Gideon’s lawyer,'” he said.

Turner was born in Millville on April 17, 1922. He joined the military after high school, and was involved with the Flying Tigers during World War II. He rose to the rank of captain before leaving for the University of Florida. He graduated in 1948 and returned to Bay County to practice law.

Turner worked as a private attorney until 1979, when he was elected to circuit judge. At age 70, he retired from the bench in 1991.

Turner, whose wife Helen died in 1997, was found dead Monday inside his Kings Point home.

Funeral services are scheduled for 2 p.m. Friday at Wilson Funeral Home.

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FBI Raids Fridge

WASHINGTON, DC–In a surprise midnight raid Monday, FBI agents seized the contents of the break-room refrigerator in the J. Edgar Hoover FBI Building. “We had reason to believe there were still some Chinese leftovers from Friday,” FBI director Robert Mueller told reporters. “Our files indicated that they were already three days old, so we couldn’t afford to drag our feet on the matter.” Whether FBI agents overstepped their bounds by seizing a container of General Tsao’s Chicken that had “Michelle S.” written on it is currently under review by the Justice Department.

(from The Onion, of course)
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RDU Airport

Since flying has been part of my life lately (as well as on my mind in the form of flight training), I read a story on WRAL‘s website about a new way of paying for parking at RDU. You can pay for your parking BEFORE you exit the parking area.

Sounds great, right? Only problem I see is what’s keeping you from parking your car, immediately paying for one day (or one hour) of parking, and then leaving your car there for weeks at a time? I can’t wait to see how the geniuses at the RDU Airport Authority have solved that little problem.

Speaking of the Airport Authority, I’ve been mulling over how I could be appointed to this board. Wake County, Durham County, the City of Durham, and the City of Raleigh each have two appointments to the board. I’d love to snag a spot there to help make airport policy. With as much time as I spend in airports, it’d be great to be able to make ours better.

One change I’d make would be to make it more laptop-friendly for business travelers. I’d blanket the terminals with free wireless access and install long power strips behind select seats at the gates. Many laptop users like myself have to huddle around whatever spare outlet might be at the gate area, plugging in laotops and mobile phone chargers. It’d be nice if there were plenty of plugs to go around.

There are other things I’d like to do there, such as make sure all the travelers passing through have a friendly, positive experience of the Triangle area. Southern hospitality should permeate.

Traveling can be a real bitch. The simplest gestures in making travel easier can go a long way for the road-weary. I’d enjoy helping make a great impression on our traveling guests.

Now, who do I talk about regarding that appointment?

Flights Of Fancy

I’ve been pondering how I could make it to my Uncle Fred’s funeral on Friday. The answer is I can’t. Friday is the Day After Thanksgiving, the biggest travel day of the year. Millions of people will be on the road and in the skies, trying to reach their destination.

I couldn’t drive there lest I choose to spend eleven hours on the road, each way. Option two is to fly, but all the airlines are booked up for the times that would work.

On my way to making reservations for an upcoming business trip, I happened upon a flight calculator on an aviation website. The flight time to Panama City for a Cessna 172R flying at 105 knots is 4 hours, 38 minutes.

Dang it. I should have gotten my pilot’s license by now.
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Uncle Fred Article

Bay Judge W.F. Turner dies at 81

By David Angier
News Herald Writer
747-5077 / dangier@pcnh.com

PANAMA CITY
Judge W. Fred Turner thought that when he died he’d be remembered only for his part in one of the biggest court cases in American history.

But Turner’s colorful 81-year life — complete with his trademark red socks, pickled shrimp and the famous court cases he was involved with — will be the things that people will remember about him.

“Fred Turner’s the kind of guy you never forget,” Circuit Judge Glenn Hess said Monday. “Just meeting him added to your life.”

Turner was found dead Monday inside his Kings Point home.

“With his passing, we lost a lot of wisdom and a lot of history,” Circuit Judge Don T. Sirmons said. “He was a colorful guy. Everyone has their Fred Turner stories.”

“He was the last of what I consider to be the most colorful people of this local bar association,” Circuit Judge Michael Overstreet said. “Compared to him, we all seem to be such vanilla jurists.”

Funeral services will be held at 2 p.m. Friday at Wilson Funeral Home. The family will receive friends at the funeral home from 6 to 8 p.m. Wednesday.

Turner’s accomplishments ranged from his involvement with the Flying Tigers in World War II, to his part in one of the most significant U.S. Supreme Court cases in history.

Turner defended Clarence Earl Gideon in Gideon’s famous retrial in Panama City 40 years ago. Gideon was forced to represent himself at his first trial and was convicted in 1961 of burglarizing a local pool hall. His appeal to the Supreme Court, known as Gideon v. Wainwright, established the Public Defender’s Office in Florida and much of the nation.

In 1963, Gideon returned to Panama City to stand trial on the burglary charge, this time with Turner, who was appointed to represent Gideon.

Turner joked earlier this year that if he hadn’t won the retrial it would have undermined the Supreme Court’s argument.

Hess wasn’t joking Monday when he said Turner made history with that acquittal.

“That Supreme Court decision would have been a footnote among moldy volumes of law if it hadn’t been for Fred,” he said. “The Supreme Court said there’s a reason for somebody to have a lawyer at trial and he proved it.”

Turner had said that despite his long court career, he suspected he would be remembered only for Gideon.

“When I die, they’ll probably put over my grave, “Here lies Gideon’s lawyer,” Turner said.

He said that his life had grown quieter since 1997, when his wife, Helen, died. Gideon anniversary celebrations, like the ones this year across the state and nation, were the only excitement left to him.

“He seemed like such a lonely soul in those last few years,” Overstreet said.

Turner was honored in August for his participation in the Gideon case. He presented a historic marker at the Bay County Courthouse and met Gideon’s sons for the first time.

Sirmons said it was fortunate that the community had the opportunity to recognize Turner while he was alive.

Turner also was known at numerous golf courses in the county for his proficiency, personality and bright red socks.

Sirmons said the socks were his trademark trial apparel. He said he noticed Turner’s conspicuous absence this weekend from a golf tournament to benefit Millville schools.

“That’s the first thing I asked when I got there,” Sirmons said. “Fred wouldn’t have missed that tournament. He was a big supporter of Millville.”

Hess said the fox squirrels at the Panama Country Club will miss him as well.

“They would know Fred’s cart,” he said. “When they saw Fred coming they would run out and greet him because he would give them peanuts.”

Overstreet said the courthouse never will be the same without Turner’s visits with his famous pickled shrimp in hand.

Turner was born in Millville on April 17, 1922. He graduated from Bay High School and joined the military. He rose to the rank of captain before leaving for the University of Florida. He graduated in 1948 and returned to Bay County to practice law.

He was a private attorney until 1979, when he was elected to circuit judge. He stayed on the bench until 1991 and retired at the age of 70.

Turner had said he tried 109 murder cases in his career.

“Fred was proud to be from Panama City and Panama City had a reason to be proud of him,” Hess said.

This ran today in the Panama City News-Herald.
Here’s a link to the original story.
And here’s a PDF version of the paper (warning: 11MB file. High-speed users only).

Rental Car Blues

I’ve been on the road quite a bit lately for work, making about one trip a week. I’ve been enjoying a brief rest between a long string of trips, being a husband and father for a while. It’s been fun just staying put.

Even when I’m at home, though, I can’t get away from travel. Kelly’s car is in the shop for some repairs and insurance provided us with a rental car in the meantime. As I drove it to work, I felt the same lonely feeling I get on trips, when I’m driving a rental car around some place that isn’t home.

Travel is beginning to wear on me. Arrrrghhhh!

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