I’m A Secret Medical Student

It seems the most popular question I got asked at the hospital is “are you a medical student?” At least three people asked me that, which cracked me up to no end.

I think the reason I got asked that was the checks and balances that the hospital put into place. Whenever I met with someone new on the team, I was asked to describe the procedure I was being given. This is to ensure no mixups happen, so it’s a smart safeguard. Because I had put months of research into the procedure, I knew quite a bit about what was involved. Thus, whenever I was asked what was going to happen, I must have sounded like an expert.

It doesn’t hurt that I was wearing my “pediatrician glasses.” Kelly told me once that my glasses made me look like a pediatrician, especially when I wear a beard with them. All I was missing is a lab coat and I could have directed the staff like a pro!

Signing In From The Hospital Bed

I bribed a nurse here to use one of their laptop PCs to surf while I’m waiting for Kelly to pick me up. As expected, this Thinkpad seems to have all sorts of web bugs and other virus-type things (Gator, etc.) installed. The hardware itself is speedy, though: A Thinkpad R40 Model 2723-BSU with Mobile Pentium. Looks brand new.

The surgery went extremely well. Dr. Farrell has done hundreds of these, so he had no trouble at all with me. The procedure took two hours. Kelly and I got to the hospital right at 6AM and were directed to the Pre Ambulatory area for prep. I changed into a smashing hospital gown and answered many questions from the anesthesia team.

At 7:15, I said goodbye to Kelly and was rolled into the operating room. I was given a relaxing drug (no whiskey, alas) and looked around the room from my bed, trying to take in as much as possible. Even when you’re not doped up, its hard to get perspective when you’re lying flat on your back!

Soon the anesthesiologist started the anesthesia. Around that time, I said hello to Dr. Farrell, who faded quickly from memory. That’s the last thing I remember.

When I awoke, I was in the PACU and my throat was sore. A strange pressure was in my abdomen, but no sharp pain. I was getting a dose of morphine. That medicine and the anti-nausea medicine made me very sleepy. I dozed in and out.

Kelly was soon brought back and sat with me for a while. I discovered it was after 10AM. I chatted with her a bit before my droopy eyes got the better of me. Kelly was asked to return to the waiting room after another patient was moved in next to me (damn HIPPA regulations). Speaking of HIPPA, Kelly had poked her head out once from our curtained area and was instantly pounced on by a nurse, who escorted her back to my area. Medical folks take this stuff very seriously (though they seem a bit slack in letting patients access their computer systems. Heh).

The PACU was noisy as hell. Even with my sleep-inducing drugs, I had trouble falling asleep. There was, I assume, an elderly patient named “Mr. Minter” next to me, who was being nearly shouted-to by the nurse. I did manage to rest, though.

I waited almost two hours in the PACU for a hospital room to become available. Finally, I got wheeled into my room. I shared a room with a younger man named Dominick, who joined the Marines seven months ago. He developed a cyst in his knee which required surgery. Later, his injury became infected, requiring another surgery to heal it. Bone grafts were applied and reapplied. Sounds like fun, huh. He’s got a good attitude for having been through that kind of stuff, though I wonder how it will affect his life in the Marines.

He had a family friend named Bill visit him. Bill was a character, having been a Marine in Vietnam. He also had had multiple surgeries, and reinfections. At one point, he pulled up his shirt to show me his laparascopic scars. I liked him immediately.

Just heard that Kelly is almost here, so I gotta stop here. Plenty more to talk about, so expect another post soon.

One last thing: seems I have no pain whatsoever, even without drugs. One thing about me is that I heal very quickly. I’ve got a method for this which I’ll explain later.

Showtime

I go under the knife tomorrow morning, right after sunrise. I admit I’m nervous, but the benefits far outweigh the risks.

One never grows if one doesn’t take risks. So I’m taking the leap. See you once I’m put back together.

Big Ed’s

I took Kelly and Hallie with me to Big Ed’s City Market this afternoon for lunch. I feasted on chicken and dumplings, butter beans, and broccoli. Dessert was some tasty banana pudding. The occasion was my upcoming inability to eat solid foods for a while.

Now what I really need is a good nap, but I’m still working and have a two hour training session beginning now. Yawn!

Celestial Show As Planets Align

On my way to the library in a desperate attempt to get books for my hospital stay, I saw a dazzling sight in the night sky. There was the moon, a sliver of crescent showing, hanging above the horizon. Above that was Venus, just as bright as last night. And Mars peered over the shoulder of Venus. If I hadn’t been racing to get there before the library closed, I’d have pulled over in a second to view that celestial line-up.

There are actually five planets lining up with the moon right now. It’ll be that way until early April. It’s definitely worth a look if you get a chance.
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Surgery Thursday

I’m all scheduled for my laparoscopic nissen fundoplication Thursday morning. So what does that mean? My adventure begins Wednesday night when I eat a light meal for dinner. Then I shower using bacterial soap before going to bed. I wake up at 5 AM (providing I get to sleep in the first place), wash my abdomen with the soap again, and drive to Chapel Hill.

Once at the hospital, I go to pre-care and get checked in. Then it’s off to Ambulatory Care where they prep me for my surgery, including being interviewed by the anesthesiologist. My belongings go into a locker and I put on a hospital gown. I wave goodbye to Kelly as I’m wheeled into the operating room. We won’t see each other again for at least four hours.
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Audio-file

Now that disk drives are cheap as dirt, I’m considering re-ripping all my CDs into Shorten format. That way, I never have to rip again. Also, I don’t lose any sound quality, something that can become apparent on certain songs or players.

Or, maybe I’m just nuts.

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