Burger King’s Subservient Chicken

I should mention this because it’s neat. Or creepy. Or both. Burger King has an Internet app called the Subservient Chicken. The chicken (or rooster, more correctly) appears to perform on camera the commands you type in. It’s pretty amazing to watch.

Some people with too much time on their hands have categorized the commands the “chicken” responds to. What would be even more interesting is seeing the list of things requested that it doesn’t do.

The dang ol’ Internet: just when you think you’ve seen it all…
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Unbelieveably Busy Weekend

In keeping with the incredibly productive weekend we had, I spent Sunday working just as hard as before. Yesterday’s tasks started with packing up my massive CD collection. Then we decided to wash some windows, so we cleaned each pane, including removing the storm windows so we could wash the insides, too. When I got to Hallie’s front window, I removed the storm window to discover a nest of black ants inside the sill. I raced to the garage, looking desperately for the Raid before I had an ant invasion in my daughter’s room. Fortunately, I managed to prevent a disaster, though the cleanup made the job take twice as long as it would’ve otherwise.

I got the windows cleaned around 2 PM, just in time for Hallie’s nap. Then it was back to powerwashing the back deck, finishing the job left over from Saturday.

We then spent a fun Easter Sunday afternoon at D-Daddy and Grandma’s house. Hallie had a blast playing with everyone: especially her cousin Hadley, who couldn’t seem to take her eyes off her older cousin. There were lots of laughs and fun had by all. I wound up eating too much (I think I’m still getting used to my new stomach) and not feeling well towards the end. It also could’ve been my absolute fatigue at that point, too.

As we drove out of the driveway, we saw the Easter Bunny, hopping along near the bushes about six feet away from us. It was too dark for Hallie to see it, though. I considered the rabbit a sign of good luck.

We drove over to the house we looked at on Friday, since it was on the way. It is literally five minutes away from my parents’ house. Wouldn’t that be nice?

Kelly and I both were in bed by 9:30 last night. Though I had lots more I wanted to accomplish, nothing seemed more important than sleep. I made the right choice.

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Tour De Cure – May 1st

I signed up today as a volunteer with Central Carolina Helping Hams to work the Tour De Cure bike event on May 1st. The route is from Campbell University to Wilmington. Chances are, I’ll be working as a SAG wagon, driving back and forth, picking up riders who need a lift.

I worked this event two years ago and had a blast. This time it will be even better, as I’ve already booked a motel room (last time I camped and didn’t get much sleep). I was hoping to actually ride it, but my recent stomach surgery has set back my fitness plans a few months.

If you’re free that weekend and have a ham license, I encourage you to volunteer. You won’t be sorry!

Moving Towards Moving

The alarm clock woke us up around 7 AM. From then on, it was one thing after another. The great weather convinced us to do something outside. So we packed snacks and piled in the car, destined for Falls Lake Dam for some hiking.

We also hoped to look at some houses in the North Raleigh area, so we drove by a few. We spent a good long time at one house: a bargain price but in need of quite a bit of work. We’ll have to decide if its worth the trouble.

Got to D-Daddy and Grandma’s house for a visit. Hallie ran around and didn’t want to go, but we were only supposed to be there for a quick visit, then off to the lake. By the time we were back in the car, it was nearly noon, so we bagged the hiking in favor of going to a park near home. At least that was the plan.

We ended up going to The Home Depot next to pick up materials for fixing up our house. THEN it was back home for lunch and Hallie’s nap.

Once Hallie was napping, Kelly and I got to work. I replanted the leaning mailbox post so its no longer leaning. Now it looks funny from the front porch: all straight and whatnot. I didn’t realize how used I got to seeing it keeling over. Twenty minutes of work and it took me five years to get around to it. Typical.

Kelly then planted flowers in the bed under the mailbox. Now our house has that “curb appeal” realtors are always blabbering on about. She did a wonderful job. Kelly then moved on to scrubbing the porch and front window frames to where they almost glow. She really got the house looking great!

I was then set to mow the grass, which had grown considerably in the two weeks since I mowed it. Our lawn mower is still out of commission, as I’m still waiting on a replacement part from Texas. Fortunately, our neighbor Ann volunteered the use of their mower. Only there was a catch: it wouldn’t run. If I could get it working, I could use it.

I love a challenge, so I brought their mower to our driveway and began to crank it. After three or four pulls, the engine would turn over and run for a second or two before stopping. I cranked it again and again and again but got the same results. That is, nothing.

After a minute or two, I had some things ruled out, like the fuel line being clogged, any spark plug problems, or a dirty air filter. For grins, I took the air filter off and looked at the carburetor. I noticed the throttle control wasn’t pushing the airflow plate closed when it was set to “choke.” To test things, I cranked it and held the plate closed with a screwdriver. This time, the engine kept on running. Success!

I smiled and gave a nice shave to the front and back yards, making them look fantastic. Once I returned the mower, Ann told me I had fixed what her husband and two other neighbors couldn’t fix. I couldn’t reconcile how my 30 minutes of work could do what the others’ work could not. I mean, I remember some of what I learned in high school auto mechanics, but I’m no greasemonkey by any means. It was fun fixing it, though.

Next, it was on to car washing. The beautiful day seemed perfect for it. Kelly started on hers and I moved mine behind it to wash them at the same time. Soon they were both glittering, inside and out. Its embarassing how much dirt and grime had collected on our cars. Now they sparkle, baby! Until tomorrow morning, when we’ll wake up to at least one pollen-covered car: mine, sitting out of the garage.

Sometime last week, we broke the news to our neighbors that we’re moving. They were disappointed, but understanding of the circumstances. We bought a “for sale” sign today, but its going to feel funny putting it in the yard. Moving is a big leap. Though you can plan just about everything, still you never know how it will all work out.

We’ve certainly enjoyed living in this neighborhood. We just hope our next neighborhood can be as good or better.

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The First Amendment, According To Justice Scalia

This really pissed me off, just one of a number of things that have gotten stuck in my craw today.

Antonio Scalia gave a speech at a Mississippi high school on the wonder of the U.S. Constitution. When it was done, he ordered federal marshalls to confiscate the press’s recordings of his speech.

Excuse me, but who died and made Mr. Scalia king? I mean, if you give a speech in a public place, your words are fair game. I don’t care who you’re talking to or what the topic is, it’s fair game. Scalia is a public official who traveled to this event on the taxpayer’s dime. As taxpayers, we have a right to know what he said. Period.

In general, I support our judicial system. It’s not perfect, but its the best one we have. In an ideal world, our judicial system provides checks and balances to the abuses of government. Only, lately it seems the judicial system has forgotten its role. For example, Scalia should recuse himself from hunting buddy Cheney’s energy case, no matter what he says. Whatever illusion of impartiality that still exists between the Judicial and Executive branches vanishes if he does not. He can be friends with whomever he wants, but when that conflicts with his role, he must step aside.

Many speakers have guidelines against recording their speeches. Which is fine with me … unless they speak while they are still employed as a public servant. If you’re on the public’s dime, you have no right to restrict what you say, especially to a public audience.

How Scalia could praise the Constitution and then turn right around and restrict the freedom of the press just boggles my mind. The high schoolers he was addressing have a better grasp of the Constitution than Justice Scalia.

Just in case anyone needs a reminder:

Amendment I

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

Blogs: The New Hometown Newspaper

I had a note come out of the blue the other day from MT.Net reader number 12. Jay introduced himself, saying he read my blog and was interested in learning more about the area.

I gave him the scoop on the area, then thought later how cool it is that my blog could act as some sort of ambassador. In a larger sense, blogs are like the fabled hometown newspaper, telling the local story the way that newspapers used to do. Now that so many papers opt to carry nothing but wire stories, you can’t get a feel for the local scene. Blogs help to fill that gap.

I just wish that Localfeeds was up and running again so there’d be a centralized place for this local news.

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VoicePulse SIP Service Now Available In Raleigh

I got this email today from VoicePulse, announcing the availability of 919 numbers for their SIP service. For $8/month, I can get a 919 phone number that rings my SIP devices (like Asterisk or Sipura) and get long distance for 2.9 cents per minute.

I think I’ll try it.

Hello,

Recently, you signed up to be notified when VoicePulse was available in your area. This one-time email notification is to let you know that we are now available in the area codes and cities listed below. Remember, if your exact city isn’t listed below, you can still pick a phone number from the closest city.

Area Code (919):
CHAPEL HILL (CHAPELHILL)
DURHAM (DURHAM)
RALEIGH (CARY)
RALEIGH (RALEIGH)

Regards,
VoicePulse
http://www.voicepulse.com/

Running Linux Under Windows

Well, I finally got around to configuring CoLinux (cooperative Linux) that I mentioned earlier and I am quite impressed. I can now run Linux sessions in a window on my Win2K machine. It’s like VMWare, but free.

I’ve booted the sample Debian image and also the Fedora Linux partition I’ve got on the other side of the dual-boot machine. Neither one is perfect for this setup, however (the fstab must be tweaked to point to virtual colinux devices, rather than physical ones), so I’m going to create a fresh Fedora image to use for testing.

Now all I need is an X client for Windoze and I can run graphical Linux apps straight from Windows. Pretty cool stuff.

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Talk Like Sean Connery

The office has turned into a Talk Like Sean Connery zone. People converse using a Sean Connery accent. It’s a bit bizarre, even by my standards.

It all started with our conferencing software, WebEx. I’ve long thought their voice prompt guy sounds like Sean Connery. So, every time I logged in to Webex, I would do it in a Sean Connery voice. Well, the voice has escaped my cubicle and spread. Now half of the office is talking like Sean Connery. It’s gotten out of control.

The appeal is simple: if you want to make anything sound funny, just say it as Sean Connery. Try it. I’ll wait.