The U.S. As Net Nanny

Here’s another brilliant idea from our guardians, the gummint. The Federal Trade Commission is requiring spammers to label their porn spam “sexually explicit.” There are so many things wrong with this that I don’t know where to begin.

Now, I hate spam like everyone else. I hate porn spam even more. But passing a law against it will not work. That’s because the Internet routes around stupid laws. I’m sure all those Chinese and Filipino entrepreneurs are quaking in their boots now that their spam is against U.S. law.

Why, oh, why do our fearless leaders think the U.S. owns the Internet, and that U.S. laws will somehow affect what’s available on it? Just like we all noticed a dramatic drop in spam once the CAN-SPAM law took effect, I’m sure these new FTC rules will spell the end of porn spam on the Internet.

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The Streets Are Out To Get Ya

On the way home, I threaded my way off of U.S. 1 onto I-40 and suddenly appreciated just how broken that interchange really is. There is zero distance for merging. It’s a “cluster,” no doubt about it. Makes me think the DOT engineers were high on crack when they put that together.

Another broken spot is the merge lanes for Western Boulevard and southbound I-440. It kills traffic during every rush hour. Traffic peels off on the right and peels on on the left: you have to look in two directions. Broken!

Other accidents-waiting-to-happen include the 70 and 401 split on the edge of Garner. In the mornings, cars regularly weave across five lanes of traffic to get where they’re going. That’s one reason I take an alternate route each day. Too dangerous.

How about Wake Forest Road north of the Beltline? You know the one: where the road was “widened” to six lanes by magically repainting the lines? You take your life in your own hands every time you drive on that road!

So what am I leaving out? Where are the other malfunctioning intersections in the Triangle area?

One Ringy Dingy, Two Dingy Dingies

I just discovered a way-cool feature of VoicePulse VoIP service: multiple lines! I can take multiple calls simultaneously on my home Asterisk server. Call waiting just became obsolete.

I predict plenty of SOHOs (small offices/home offices) will ditch their $40-per-month business lines for one $8/month VoIP account.

Voice-over-IP kicks ass!

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Justice Scalia Apologizes

Thanks to pressure from legions of MT.net readers, Supreme Court Justice Antonio Scalia has apologized for his marshal’s confiscation of recording tapes during a recent speech.

“I have written to the reporters involved, extending my apology,” Scalia said in a letter to the Reporters Committee for Freedom of the Press.“Also, I cannot thank enough the loyal readers of MT.net for setting me straight on this issue.”

Okay, I made that last part up. But still, good for him for recognizing his mistake. Let’s hope that his new guidelines will keep this from happening again.

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New 9/11 Footage

I found a link to a site with new 9/11 footage. This new footage shows what appears to be a missile being fired into the building a split-second before impact.

I’ve seen the extra appendage that appears in photographs and videos. I posted about it back in September. This CameraPlanet footage seems to show the purpose of the pod: to house a missile.

When you put that together with the fact that the towers fell at close to free-fall velocity, you can’t help but consider that this horrible, nightmarish event was in fact scripted.

But for what end? If the follow-the-money rule applies, who has gained most from this crime?

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Burger King’s Subservient Chicken

I should mention this because it’s neat. Or creepy. Or both. Burger King has an Internet app called the Subservient Chicken. The chicken (or rooster, more correctly) appears to perform on camera the commands you type in. It’s pretty amazing to watch.

Some people with too much time on their hands have categorized the commands the “chicken” responds to. What would be even more interesting is seeing the list of things requested that it doesn’t do.

The dang ol’ Internet: just when you think you’ve seen it all…
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Unbelieveably Busy Weekend

In keeping with the incredibly productive weekend we had, I spent Sunday working just as hard as before. Yesterday’s tasks started with packing up my massive CD collection. Then we decided to wash some windows, so we cleaned each pane, including removing the storm windows so we could wash the insides, too. When I got to Hallie’s front window, I removed the storm window to discover a nest of black ants inside the sill. I raced to the garage, looking desperately for the Raid before I had an ant invasion in my daughter’s room. Fortunately, I managed to prevent a disaster, though the cleanup made the job take twice as long as it would’ve otherwise.

I got the windows cleaned around 2 PM, just in time for Hallie’s nap. Then it was back to powerwashing the back deck, finishing the job left over from Saturday.

We then spent a fun Easter Sunday afternoon at D-Daddy and Grandma’s house. Hallie had a blast playing with everyone: especially her cousin Hadley, who couldn’t seem to take her eyes off her older cousin. There were lots of laughs and fun had by all. I wound up eating too much (I think I’m still getting used to my new stomach) and not feeling well towards the end. It also could’ve been my absolute fatigue at that point, too.

As we drove out of the driveway, we saw the Easter Bunny, hopping along near the bushes about six feet away from us. It was too dark for Hallie to see it, though. I considered the rabbit a sign of good luck.

We drove over to the house we looked at on Friday, since it was on the way. It is literally five minutes away from my parents’ house. Wouldn’t that be nice?

Kelly and I both were in bed by 9:30 last night. Though I had lots more I wanted to accomplish, nothing seemed more important than sleep. I made the right choice.

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Tour De Cure – May 1st

I signed up today as a volunteer with Central Carolina Helping Hams to work the Tour De Cure bike event on May 1st. The route is from Campbell University to Wilmington. Chances are, I’ll be working as a SAG wagon, driving back and forth, picking up riders who need a lift.

I worked this event two years ago and had a blast. This time it will be even better, as I’ve already booked a motel room (last time I camped and didn’t get much sleep). I was hoping to actually ride it, but my recent stomach surgery has set back my fitness plans a few months.

If you’re free that weekend and have a ham license, I encourage you to volunteer. You won’t be sorry!

Moving Towards Moving

The alarm clock woke us up around 7 AM. From then on, it was one thing after another. The great weather convinced us to do something outside. So we packed snacks and piled in the car, destined for Falls Lake Dam for some hiking.

We also hoped to look at some houses in the North Raleigh area, so we drove by a few. We spent a good long time at one house: a bargain price but in need of quite a bit of work. We’ll have to decide if its worth the trouble.

Got to D-Daddy and Grandma’s house for a visit. Hallie ran around and didn’t want to go, but we were only supposed to be there for a quick visit, then off to the lake. By the time we were back in the car, it was nearly noon, so we bagged the hiking in favor of going to a park near home. At least that was the plan.

We ended up going to The Home Depot next to pick up materials for fixing up our house. THEN it was back home for lunch and Hallie’s nap.

Once Hallie was napping, Kelly and I got to work. I replanted the leaning mailbox post so its no longer leaning. Now it looks funny from the front porch: all straight and whatnot. I didn’t realize how used I got to seeing it keeling over. Twenty minutes of work and it took me five years to get around to it. Typical.

Kelly then planted flowers in the bed under the mailbox. Now our house has that “curb appeal” realtors are always blabbering on about. She did a wonderful job. Kelly then moved on to scrubbing the porch and front window frames to where they almost glow. She really got the house looking great!

I was then set to mow the grass, which had grown considerably in the two weeks since I mowed it. Our lawn mower is still out of commission, as I’m still waiting on a replacement part from Texas. Fortunately, our neighbor Ann volunteered the use of their mower. Only there was a catch: it wouldn’t run. If I could get it working, I could use it.

I love a challenge, so I brought their mower to our driveway and began to crank it. After three or four pulls, the engine would turn over and run for a second or two before stopping. I cranked it again and again and again but got the same results. That is, nothing.

After a minute or two, I had some things ruled out, like the fuel line being clogged, any spark plug problems, or a dirty air filter. For grins, I took the air filter off and looked at the carburetor. I noticed the throttle control wasn’t pushing the airflow plate closed when it was set to “choke.” To test things, I cranked it and held the plate closed with a screwdriver. This time, the engine kept on running. Success!

I smiled and gave a nice shave to the front and back yards, making them look fantastic. Once I returned the mower, Ann told me I had fixed what her husband and two other neighbors couldn’t fix. I couldn’t reconcile how my 30 minutes of work could do what the others’ work could not. I mean, I remember some of what I learned in high school auto mechanics, but I’m no greasemonkey by any means. It was fun fixing it, though.

Next, it was on to car washing. The beautiful day seemed perfect for it. Kelly started on hers and I moved mine behind it to wash them at the same time. Soon they were both glittering, inside and out. Its embarassing how much dirt and grime had collected on our cars. Now they sparkle, baby! Until tomorrow morning, when we’ll wake up to at least one pollen-covered car: mine, sitting out of the garage.

Sometime last week, we broke the news to our neighbors that we’re moving. They were disappointed, but understanding of the circumstances. We bought a “for sale” sign today, but its going to feel funny putting it in the yard. Moving is a big leap. Though you can plan just about everything, still you never know how it will all work out.

We’ve certainly enjoyed living in this neighborhood. We just hope our next neighborhood can be as good or better.

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