Pitching A Company

The last post really sums up the description of the week I’ve had. Thankfully, it doesn’t happen that often but whenever I’m between jobs, my days fill up with a dizzying number of tasks. I’ve been flat-out exhausted many nights this week. Guess I just can’t sit still.

Speaking of not sitting still, I’ve been refusing to let go of Oculan. Vicki Parker of the N&O has called me nearly every other day, fact-checking the story she’s writing about the Oculan crew for the Sunday paper. It was right after the first story ran of Oculan’s closing that she mentioned getting an urgent voicemail from the head of a local company interested in contacting Oculan’s CEO. On a hunch I asked her who it was. When she told me, I suggested some people that the man could contact. Then I thanked her and hung up the phone.

Well, I thought, she’s a busy reporter, probably juggling multiple stories and facing deadlines and the like. Why not just call the guy myself?

So that’s what I did. I looked up the company number and asked for the CEO. In a few moments, he was on the line. I began thinking, what the hell am I getting into?

“Excuse me,” I began. “I used to work for Oculan and heard you were trying to get in touch with someone there. Maybe I can help you?”

Rather than hang up on me, he listened to what I had to say. I gave him the office number of Oculan’s CEO and talked up the company as best as I could on the phone.

“I’m really glad you called,” he said. I began to breathe a little easier. He then gave me his office and cellphone numbers. “What is it that you did there again?”

“I was a sales engineer,” I said. “My job was to give demos. If you’d like, I can show you what the product does.”

“That sounds good,” he answered. “How about 9 tomorrow morning?”

Wow, this guy works fast, I thought. I was about to agree when I remembered the home inspection I had scheduled for 8. I offered ten and he agreed.

It then occured to me that our demo site might not be around. “Wait a second,” I said. “Let me make sure I can deliver what I promise.” Sure enough, the site was down. I’d have to improvise yet again. “At the very least, I can show you a PowerPoint demostration,” I told him. It wasn’t ideal, but I knew I could at least do that.

“Okay,” he answered. “We’ll see you here at ten, whether for a PowerPoint or demo.” With that, we each hung up.

I was nervous as hell. I’ve done product demos, but not entire company demos. Then again, I thought, what did I have to lose?

Not long afterward, he called me back. His technical people couldn’t make ten o’clock, so four o’clock would have to do. That at least gave me time to round up some resources.

I cringed at the thought of simply a PowerPoint. The Purple Box doesn’t sing when viewed through PowerPoint: a demo would be the only thing to do it. I remembered my buddy Greg mentioning he took home an Oculan 250, perfect for a demo.

“Hi Greg,” I said in a way that telegraphs some outrageous request will follow. “Can you bring that box and an Oculan shirt and meet me at 4 PM?”

“What are you up to, Mark?” he asked with rightful suspicion. I filled him in and we agreed to meet near the demo site at 3:30.

Once we met up, I figured the CEO would be bored watching us configure the box from scratch. We went to the conference room a bit earlier than our appointment so we could hit the ground running when he got there. A few techies wandered in to help us with the projector and other essentials.

Greg had reset the management settings on the box, which should have given us a clean slate except for the license. Unfortunately, the license wasn’t being recognized. For a few nerve-wracking moments, it looked as if we’d have to skip the demo and stick with the slides. Fortunately, Greg worked some magic just by rebooting the box. It was showtime.

There were probably 7 to 8 people in the audience as I launched in the description of the box. Things soon steered off the path as Greg and I got peppered with questions about the technology, product line, and business relationships we’d forged with our partners. I could feel my voice cracking as I answered some of these. Greg was cool as usual. I think it helped that he knew one of the participants from a former job. Or maybe he’s just cool that way, I don’t know.

At one point, Greg jokingly brought up my financial bind, with a new house under contract and a baby on the way. I sighed and admitted that the timing couldn’t be worse for me. Hearing that, the CEO laughed and said “well, you wouldn’t know it listening to you.” I mentally gave myself a pat on the back for keeping my optimism.

Before we knew it, it was three and a half hours later and folks were bowing out to head home. We thanked them for their time and, from the looks of it, we had impressed them with our presentation. We left as the CEO was quizzing the others on their thoughts.

I suggested to Greg that we grab a beer at a nearby bar and compare notes on the meeting. We decided we’d done a pretty good job with what we had done, though neither one of us was in a position to negotiate anything or close the deal. That seemed like the only part of a sales call that was missing, albeit a huge part.

No one had asked me to this stuff; to set up a demo and run with it. No one had to, really. Strange as it may seem, I thought it was somehow easier to revive my old job than to find a new one. I believe that the staff and the product are too valuable to let go. Everyone who sees the product would agree. It rules!

The two CEOs met the next morning. Later, I heard feedback that the demo was much appreciated. I don’t know what will come of it, if anything. That’s not my decision to make. But I gave it my best shot.

Even if nothing comes of it, I know that I will never be the same. I saw an opportunity, seized it, and pushed myself farther than I ever have before. I stepped into a new role and I liked how it fit.

My future looks very bright, indeed.

Who Knew?

Who knew you could be so busy when you don’t have a job?

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Holiday Plans: Get A Job

In light of my dental insurance ending this week, I went to the dentist this morning for a cleaning. The question I kept getting asked was “do you have any big plans for the holiday?”

Holiday? Oh, yeah.

It’s Memorial Day weekend. But I’m already on holiday, now that I’m in between jobs (it’s always “in-between jobs” and not “out of work.”). When you don’t have a job to drive to, one day seems like another.

Then I also remembered what day it is. One year ago today was my first day at Oculan.

During Doc Searls‘s radio days, the euphemism for being unemployed was being “on the beach.” Kinda appropriate for Memorial Day, huh.

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Interesting Day

It’s been a very interesting day. I’ve been so busy calling people that I ran my cordless phone battery down.

Apparently, this sales stuff has rubbed off on me, because I’m refusing to take no for an answer when it comes to Oculan. I found myself working on some projects which may benefit ex-Oculanders. Don’t have any details to share yet, but more may be revealed tomorrow evening.

The best part about being laid off, however, is all the fun time I can spend with my wife and daughter. That rocks!

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Purple Haze

It was a good turnout tonight for Oculan’s Last Hurrah Beer Bash at the Flying Saucer (no, I don’t know if there was an official name. I just make things up as I go). Well over half of the company was there to share some stories over a drink. I was happy to see such a turnout, and that those who turned out seemed so happy.

As promised, a reporter and photographer from the News and Observer showed up to capture the moment. As Weave, Greg, and I are sitting there, Ethan, the photographer, shows up and introduces himself. Ethan was loaded down with cameras, so we knew who he was, but he sheepishly asked me my name. Good thing he knew to look for the purple shirt.

Soon the rest of the group showed up: pretty much the kewl kids of the company. Before long, there were a half-dozen tales filled with my friends, all deep in discussion. It was great to see everyone interacting so well.

The reporter, Vicki Parker, started the interviews with me. I told her about how great the company was (well, the people were), and how we’re adapting to the situation. I got the impression Vicki is more interested in the “staying connected” angle to this story, though with so much source material, its hard to say which direction the story will take. She spoke with several others in attendence and got their take on things.

Ethan kept snapping pictures like there was no tomorrow. The flash was everywhere! I began to doubt tha bringing a photographer was a good idea. In spite of all the flashing, though, no one got annoyed.

Ethan seemed to be a good guy, too. Weave described the photo he and the other founders of OpenNMS took for Christina Dyrness and Jim Bounds. It was a ripoff of the Red Hot Chili Peppers, only they were “wearing” monitors instead of socks. Dyrness and Bounds were both livid when the picture didn’t run. The fact that he didn’t get to see it in print or have a copy himself is probably good for Weave, whether he realizes it or not! Though it never ran, Ethan and Vicki seemed to be quite familiar with the photo, which raises a few eyebrows in my opinion…heh.

It was great getting together again. As Tanner said, Oculan was like a company of friends. That’s a great way to remember it.

As for the magic of the company, I didn’t really grasp it until one afternoon a few months ago. An impromptu developer meeting was called. Design changes were being considered and a few people were invited to weigh in on them. I was one of them, and I’m glad I was.

Our CTO, Shane, was there, as was Larry, Vann, and a few others. We were considering how to approach licensing in the new version. I watched as debate went back and forth, keeping mostly silent as I’m not a developer (nor do I play one on TV). Occasionally, I’d be polled for my thoughts, which I added without reservation. And that was one of the cool parts: here everyone’s opinion mattered. There was so much respect for each other that we all could influence the direction of the company.

Another thing that struck me from the meeting was just how passionate each person was about how the product should be. You could really tell the pride that went into each decision, and into each product. As Vann told me afterward, I had just witnessed the evolution of the product. It was so beautiful to behold.

And that’s the reason I just can’t come to terms that its gone. How could so much passion and talent not save the company? How could such a great product fail to succeed? I feel I’m too close to events to see the overall patterns, but I can tell you it wasn’t from lack of effort or enthusiasm.

So Oculan version 1.0 closes its doors. It was a wild ride, and it almost took us somewhere, too. I’m sure glad I was there.

Oculan Reborn?

I know of some efforts in the works to revive Oculan. There is too much talent in the Oculan team to let it go, too much installed userbase to ignore, and too much opportunity for the latest release of the product to let it die.

I know of two separate, ongoing efforts. Are there more?

Hack Your Cellphone

From Boing Boing today, I found an article in Popular Science which describes how to unlock your cellphone. While that would only probably interest me if I was using a GSM network phone, I did follow the links to discover BitPim.

BitPim allows you to view and manipulate the data on your cellphone, changing bitmaps, ringtones, and – most importantly – giving you a way to fill the phone book without using the damned phone keypad.

I intend to get hacking once I get some jobsearch stuff done today. When you’re unemployed, being accessible via cellphone is vital.

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Audio Irony

Why did I wear hearing protection while mowing eight trash bags worth of grass today just to crank tunes tonight to a deafening level with my headphones?

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