Invaded!

The woods behind our backyard is home to multiple rabbits. At dusk yesterday, we saw a half-dozen of them running rampant throughout the neighborhood. We don’t have any plants (or grass) to speak of yet, but once we fix up our yard, these little guys will become unwelcome in a hurry.

Makes me wonder if Wake County has any plans to release foxes into the wild. That would take care of the problem pretty quickly, I think. N.C. State’s Cooperative Extension service has some good info about what to do with rabbits, too.

The Principal’s Office

It may come as a surprise to the dozen MT.Net readers, but I was a founder of the A/V Club. Yep. Yours truly was an O.G. : Original Geek.

The highlight of my A/V geekness occured about twenty-one years ago. My family had just moved to Charlotte, and I was a lonely geek in a world with far fewer geeks than now. I decided that sitting in homeroom at Quail Hollow Junior High was about the most boring thing I could possibly endure, so I volunteered for a mission.

Each morning, the face of the principal, Charles Dannelly, would appear (in some form or another) on the ancient black and white televisions throughout the school. When an opening came up to run the video for his show, one of my teachers recommended me. Viewing this as my ticket to escape homeroom hell, I agreed.

My job was to drag some stage lights and this primitive black and white vacuum-tube video camera out of a storeroom, hook up it and the microphones, and film Dannelly as he spoke. Another student (whose name escapes me now) was my partner.

The A/V stuff was old hat to me, as I’d been wired pretty much from the day I was born. What was really hard was keeping a straight face as Dannelly went off on his usual morning tirade.

The man would pick the strangest topics to talk about, some so off the wall that my partner and I (and likely, the rest of the school) would be left scratching our heads long afterwards. This was live TV, too! Unlike blogs, he had no safety net and would often go off on a tangent with no means to get himself back to a proper closing statement.

One topic was about kids who were “nice” one minute, and “nasty” the other. I forgot the gist of the message (if there ever was one), but his repeating “nice-nasty, nice-nasty” over and over again will probably stay with me the rest of my life.

Stuff like this made my morning interesting, compared to homeroom, to say the least. I only wish we had recorded his tirades. We had this sony Betamax recorder, but I don’t think we ever used it for anything but playing the National Anthem tape.

As for Dannelly, I remember thinking two things as I was filming him:

a) he craves the camera, and
b) he’s certifiably nuts.

So, where does a certifiably nuts school principal go when he’s outgrown his junior high school? To the Charlotte City Council, that’s where. His name is on the wall of the Charlotte Coliseum.

What happens when Charlotte is too small a pond for this big fish? How about promoting him to the State Senate? Dannelly’s been there for five terms now. He’ll probably be there for many more (perhaps I may work with him again?)

What reminded me of him was a recent blurb in the paper about his support of a bill requiring kids 80 pounds or less or less than 8 years old to sit in a child seat in the car. While I think this is just another case of the government assuming it can raise my child better than I can, it was interesting to be reminded of Dannelly’s morning antics.

The principal’s office is now the State Senate. Who’da thunk it?

Dish Wish List

We’ve got a huge back yard here at the new home. I spent some time today walking out to the corner with my inclinomoeter to take a gander at the south sky.

The results are impressive. I can see a large number of satellites from the corner of the lot. What’s more, a dish there would be visibly shielded from the street, thanks to the dip in the terrain.

What I hope to do is buy one of these multi-satellite dishes and plant it in the corner of the lot. The T-90 can cover 40 degrees of arc alone: enough to pull in 16 satellites! Thus, I could get Dish Network, DirecTV, and plenty of Free-To-Air satellites; all from one 90cm dish. For regular DirecTV reception, the problem of “rain fade” will disappear, as I can pull in all six DirecTV birds at once. The size falls under FCC rules as well, which means I’m free from homeowner association regulation.

Now to start saving my pennies.

On A Positive Note

It looks like I’ve got plenty of work to keep my occupied with consulting! Some new clients have been introduced to me and some old ones are calling me up. This is what I’ve wanted, so I intend to ride this wave as long as I can.

If you know anyone who needs Linux consulting, send ’em my way. Thanks!

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Down The Drain

I was fixing a very simple problem with a toilet here at the new house when I turned it into a much more difficult problem: I tightened a bolt to the point where the tank cracked. And that’s when I about cracked, too. The enormous stress I’d been under the past few days came to a head. One moment it seemed I was finally catching up on my tasks, and then I put myself two steps back.

Kelly and I have one habit in common (at least one, anyway), and that’s our compulsion to unpack as soon as a trip (or a move) is over. When we get back in town, we can’t rest until all bags are unpacked. The same goes for a move, but now we’ve got a hundred boxes surrounding us and precious few hours to unpack them.

Just having them still around keeps my blood pressure elevated. I find it hard to rest when our house is half-there. The result is what I got tonight: sloppy work. I decided to stop working after that and get to bed. That’s where I’m heading now.

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Yahooey Kablooie

Yahoo killed access to their Instant Messenger service from my favorite client, Gaim. So if y’all don’t see me online with Yahoo, that’s the reason. They claim it is to head off spamming problems with their service.

The spam excuse is now going to be like the terrorism excuse is now. “We’re now using biometric signon features in order to fight terrorism …err, spam.”

Skills To Pay The Bills

Skills To Pay The Bills
by Beastie Boys

I’ve got the skills to pay the bills ya’ll
I got the got the got the skills to pay the bills
I’ve got the skills to pay the bills

Uhh what you got – I got the skills to pay the bills
I’m mike d and I’m bustin’ out trap kits
The time has come so I’m going to rap this
You Rip Van Winkle now you’re gonna wake up
MC’s pick up a hobby that you’re gonna take up
On the stage I’m known to break fool
But when I’m at the table it’s the Futterman’s rule
Workin’ on my game cause it’s time to tax
I’m on a crazy mission to wax Bob Mack shit
Up to the top, ’till the very last drop
I’m make you pay for the rhymes I take
I’m selling sex rhymes by the pound
You horny MC’s I watch you getting around my…
My the skills to pay the bills

I got the got the got the skills to pay the bills
I got the got the got the skills to pay the bills
I got the skills to pay the bills ya’ll

So it better pull through when it comes to me
Let it go down like it’s supposed to be
Words together like birds in a flock
Agh yes rhymes on time like the hands on a clock
Well I’m an epileptic, a skept-a-cleptic
I’m cutting up the beats from the bear I clept it
I fucked around and then I lost my tooth
I’m telling everybody it’s the goddamned truth
Like Dennis Coffey I’m a Scorpio
Like my man Schneider, I’m a super ho
Making mountains out of molehills and rockin’ some mo’ skills
Butt naked beats with butt naked fills

I got the skills – what skills
To pay the bills
I got the skills – what skills
To pay the bills
I got the skills – what skills
To pay the bills
I got the skills to pay the bills ya’ll

A-wella wella wella wella welcome back
I don’t sell bullets and I don’t sell crack
Rub a little oil on my neck and back
Now listen baby doll we outta hit the sack
The original young aboriginal
Continued evolution of an individual well I’ll tell ya
Got so many rhymes ya know my throat is sore
It’s 1992 and still no one to vote for
Well like my words is what I’m seeing through my own eyes
A little vision of the truth in a world of lies
When it comes to coming off I like to get my fill
Well I got the skills

I got the skills to pay the bills ya’ll
I got the got the got the skills to pay the bills
Uhh what you got Mike – my skills to pay the bills
Agh yea, I got the skills to pay the bills ya’ll

Wooo, getta got gotta got gotta got some
We got the mack skills in 92 boy
Yea you know what I’m saying

Skills… to pay the bills
Skills ya’ll skills ya’ll to pay the bills
What skills money money
What skills makin’ makin’ makin’ money
What skills ya’ll gotta pay the bills
Mario C he’s paid the bills
Mike D you know I pay the bills
ADRock yea let’s pay the bills…

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Recruiters and the Word Format

It took a moment for me to figure out why recruiters seem to insist on Word-format resumes, even though formats like PDFs are much more universal.

It’s because PDFs aren’t as easily editable. Recruiters like to control access to the job candidate. Some strip off the contact information from a resume and replace it with their own.

You can’t easily do that with PDF.

Stanaphone Offers FREE VoIP service!

I just found out about Stanaphone, a NY company which is offering FREE VoIP service (during their beta stage, at least).

Sign up with an email address and you’ll get a free NY incoming DID and 100 minutes of free outgoing national PSTN calls per month.

It took me five minutes to get a New York phone number and have it working with Asterisk. Too cool.

I’m still looking around for a company that offers the same service with local 919 numbers.

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Wolf Web Hackers Get Charged With Computer B&E

A few regulars on The Wolf Web website easily cracked the N.C. State Public Safety police blotter website and posted bogus entries, much like they did for News-14‘s site during last winter’s snowstorm.

While breaking into computers is wrong, the perpetrators thought it was a harmless prank, and in my view it was. The kids got unspecified charges, but the cops should also charge themselves with failure to secure one’s computers by picking the easily-guessable password of “PSDblotter.”

Duh! Can you say “entrapment?” You might as well leave the bank vault door wide open with a welcome mat in front of it.

I don’t think this action merits jail time. Let’s hope the campus police department comes to their senses and moves on to more important matters, like directing traffic at university sporting events.