Hurricane Party Warning

A look at the calendar shows that an important anniversary is approaching. September 5th, 1996 was the night Hurricane Fran slammed ashore at Wilmington and took I-40 straight through Raleigh. Many were without power for a week or longer. Among downed trees and powerless apartments, I invited friends over for a hurricane party. That night we grilled food and partied under one of the clearest, deepest night skies I’ve ever seen.

September marks ten years. Its time for another hurricane party! We’re hosting a party at our house the afternoon and evening of Saturday, September 9th, when we’ll recreate hurricane conditions. There’ll be grilling, drinks and fun, but no lights! We’ll make an exception for air conditioning and refrigeration (wouldn’t want any ham to go bad). Oh, wind, rain, and falling trees aren’t anticipated, either.

So mark your calendars! Look for more details when we get closer. The wind is building . . .

Taking A Breather Between Trips

I got back from Charlotte Wednesday evening after a successful training session. I was happy to see people so fired up. Orders were being placed even before the session ended! You gotta love it when that happens. The success I’ve had in doing product training makes me wonder if I should leave sales engineering behind and focus on that instead. It’s something I’ll have to ponder.

I’m working from home today mainly because my car has been due for regular maintenance for months now. K made an appointment for it and we’re finally getting it done. I’m also home because I’ve been traveling a bit lately and its nice to be at home a bit. This upcoming week has me going to Atlanta for an overnight trip. The following week I spend a night in NYC.

Travel, travel, travel . . . That’s one thing that being in training would help with. Sure, a trainer gets to travel: sessions are held all over the world. Its just that the frequency of travel isn’t as great. And when training I am doing something I feel is more productive than some of the recent SE trips I’ve made, some of which could have easily been handled by local SEs or field engineers. I seem to have a knack for training, so I’m gonna have to figure out if I should pursue it.

We’ve got an “open” weekend here at Chez Turner, a rarity lately. Summer is zooming by. I told K yesterday that there are only 10 weekends before its October. What’s sad is I still haven’t been sailing this season. We haven’t been up to Lake Gaston, either. Our summer vacation to Panama City is approaching soon, though, and we’re all looking forward to that. This morning I showed Travis the picture we took on the beach before he was here and told him he’ll join us in a new picture soon. Our last Florida vacation was two months before Travis arrived.

Then again, its nice just being here and taking it easy for a change.

Cheap Thoughts: Spam As A Secret Message

What if those random-seeming words at the bottom of spam emails are really a secret message sent to me by space aliens? I mean, if they can leave random shapes in cornfields, who’s to say they don’t know how to write spam emails?

Memo To Hotel Executives

There are a few things that hotel executives should remember:

  • Bath towels can never be too big.
  • There can never be enough light.
  • There can never be enough outlets in the room.
  • It can never be too quiet.
  • The bed can never be too comfortable.

The airport Holiday Inn I’m staying in doesn’t have all of these issues, but some seem to crop up everywhere I stay.

If a hotel can get all of these right consistently, they’ve got a happy guest.

A Doorway Into My Past

About 7:30 tonight, I grabbed the camera and decided to explore my old neighborhood on the south side of Charlotte. I’d driven by my old house once or twice, so its nothing new to see it. This time, though, I happened to be out front when the “new” owners drove up (“new” isn’t entirely accurate since they’ve lived there 14 years).

What does one say to the owners of the house you used to live in twenty years ago? I mean, I’m a total stranger to them but not the house. Fortunately, they were really very cool and happy to meet a “plankowner” of the house. After talking to John and Lynn for a few moments, they invited me in for a tour! I was so happy I didn’t know what to do with myself!

For the next hour, John and Lynn walked me through the house. The owners prior to them had done a bit of remodeling: some for the better, some …eh, not so much. A few rooms, like the den, looked just like it did when we lived there.

My room was now their daughter’s and was painted in a very tasteful pink and green. John installed some recessed lighting in the room that looked really nice. Standing there, I could imagine my twin bed facing the door. I saw the desk where I too often neglected my homework. Ah, the memories!

The house has held up remarkably well in its twenty-three years. The original roof lasted up until last year, the downstairs air conditioner is original, and some of the heavy appliances are still in place. The huge ash tree in the front yard is healthy and thriving, which really warms my heart.

Other things are not so good. The windows need replacing as they’re nearly painted shut. The front dormer window is rotting (though nearly every dormer rots eventually, it seems). The electrical wiring is very strange, with some circuits wired incorrectly. I marveled at how I could recall all the other little quirks of the house, twenty years after we moved out. The leak under the master bath, the settling in the front bedroom. How does that stupid stuff take up brain cells?

I would have loved to get pictures of the inside, but that is asking a little too much of total strangers. Still, they were very friendly and welcoming. Lynn joked that she felt she should have made cookies for me for my visit! I hope we can stay in touch because they seem like really neat people.

John and Lynn had bought the house from a couple who was in the midst of a divorce and who moved out so quickly they didn’t even empty the attic of all their belongings. Lynn half-jokingly told me this caused them to worry a little about the house’s karma.

“Don’t worry,” I reassured them. “This has always been a very good house.”

Yes, the house is like an old friend. Its nice to see that its aged so well.

What A Day!

I’m in Charlotte now for my training. It’s been an event-filled day to say the least.

I left Raleigh a little later than expected in an effort to get Kelly’s PC working before I walked out for three days. Mission accomplished, I hit the road going west. On the way, I took a break from driving by exploring the North Carolina Transportation Museum in Spencer, checking out the impressive collection of rail cars (and automotive cars, too). At Charlotte at last, I worked with my coworker Wes to set up the classroom. Things went pretty smoothly there, too. Then I got a tour of my old house (more on that in the next post) and stopped over at my friend and former coworker, Mike B’s house.

Mike and his wife Kelly are the proud parents of a 14 month old son, Bryson. Bryson is a handsome young man who seems quite good natured. He didn’t seem to mind greeting a guest at 9:30 at night and kept his eyes open through most of my visit.

Mike and I used to work together well over 12 years ago. He had moved to Charlotte years ago but is now considering a move back to Raleigh. Some lucky local company is going to get a top-notch network adminstrator. I’ve taken it upon myself to find Mike a job here. He’s awesome.

We spent some time visiting and catching up before I could no longer go without dinner (yes, it was 10:30 PM already). I took a Jack-In-The-Box chicken salad for a tour around Charlotte and returned to my hotel around 11.

Its an early morning as I continue getting the classroom ready, but things will go smoothly. It will take a lot to top this kind of day, though. Wow.

Off To Charlotte

I’m off to Charlotte Monday morning for two days of reseller product training. It will be the first overnight visit I’ve made to Charlotte in, oh, 15 years or more. Lucky for me the hotel I’ll be staying in is not too far from my old neighborhood. I fully intend to sneak out and take pictures of the old ‘hood and take stock of where Charlotte has gone since I left it way back when.

Fun Weekend

Its the end of an incredibly fun weekend.

Friday, we went over to our friends’ house for dinner. Saturday we went to my parents’ house to swim and have lunch. My Aunt Nancy and Aunt Linda were visiting so we got to spend some good time with them. After our swim and lunch, Kelly took Hallie next door to our neighbor’s birthday party. Hallie had a ball on the Slip-‘N-Slide. We topped the day off with nicely grilled steaks, wine, and Movie Night.

Today we slept past eight o’clock (!!!) and enjoyed a good breakfast before piling on the bicycles and going for a 4 mile family bike ride. It felt good to be pedaling, but then again it always feels good to be pedaling. I’ve ridden at least twice a week since the end of April and LOVE it.

Anyhow, the kids napped before Aunts Linda and Nancy came for a nice visit. We showed them the house and caught up until Hallie awoke and came down to play. It was nice to see my aunts and the kids really enjoyed seeing them.

We went for another family exercise after dinner, picking up our neighbors Frank and Brea and their kids along the way. After handfulls of rocks were thrown into our local creek, we happily made our way back to the house. Smooth kiddie bedtimes followed.

Then I got to focus on my geek task for this weekend: upgrading the hard drive in Kelly’s laptop. I could have just put a new drive in and reinstalled Windows XP, but I decided to put the “recovery” partition back on the system, since I’d messed it up last time I switched drives. Its now, uh, recovering itself and I’m ready to head to bed.

Pretty good weekend, all things considered.

A Device To Detect . . .

An inside joke between me and my geek friends involves a conversation I began ten years ago that began “wouldn’t it be great if you could build a device to detect eye movememts that would replace your mouse?” Over the years the “device to detect” phrase became a running gag, useful for knocking the wind out of a hyper geek like myself.

Hey, you had to be there.

Anyway, someone has built a device to detect eye movements called OpenEyes. And its open source, too. So step off, you doubters!

Geek Music

I’m ripping another one of my CDs using Grip, the Linux open-source ripping tool. Ocne again I’m blown away by the exhaustive list of music genres I get to choose from. While variety is a good thing, I find it annoying that there are dozens of varieties of club music represented: house, trance, club, club-house, darkwave, electronic, Euro-dance, Euro-techno, Euro-techno clubhouse trance. I mean, WTF is all this stuff?

Don’t get me wrong. I tune in to Afterhours on WKNC and love the music. I think its some of the best on the radio. But I still wouldn’t know club if it, uh, hit me upside the head.

Somebody help me out here.