Southwest To Test Assigned Seating

I learned that Southwest Airlines is testing the use of assigned seats on its flights. The test will take place on flights outbound from San Diego beginning July 10th.

A lot of Southwest newbies complain about their open seating. Fine. Learn how it works and be prepared next time. Print out your boarding pass before you get to the airport and you’re golden.

I don’t know why Southwest would screw up a good thing. I like the ability to get my pass early and pick my seat as I go. I like not having to sit at the back of the plane, or the middle seat, leaving those for the slackers.

Consequently, if you’re late getting to the gate, it sucks to be you. You don’t get to put that mega roller bag into an overhead bin, nor should you. Don’t delay my flight finding a seat just because you couldn’t be bothered to get to the gate on time.

If Southwest assigns seats, it will become just another airline. That would be a shame.

(h/t, Newmark’s Door)

Update: Post your thoughts directly on Southwest’s Blog.

Rain Rain Go Away

Okay, Okay. I know I begged for rain a few months back. But this is ridiculous! Two inches in two days. That’s plenty, thank you.

Please stop with the rain, ok? Just stop. We don’t need any more now, thank you. You can stop now, can’t you? Please? Pretty please? Just stop? Maybe throw in a sunny day or two?

Celebrating the Canes

The pilot was kind enough to keep us posted on the hockey game during the flight. Congratulations to the Carolina Hurricanes for winning the Stanley Cup!

So when I heard the news, I tried to picture where everyone gathered to celebrate. Hillsborough Street is too small. So is Moore Square. What does that leave? The fairgrounds? The RBC Center? Boooor-ing!

Then it occured to me that Dorothy Dix park would be perfect – a huge open space with a stunning view of the city. It really could be Raleigh’s Central Park. If only our leaders have the foresight to make it happen.

Laptop Vs. Desktop, Part Deux

Longtime MT.Net reader Mike B. alerted me to the virtual ink MT.Net is getting over at CNET. My recent blog post about laptops versus desktops was mentioned yesterday on Blogma as a hot blog topic:

Are desktop PCs headed for extinction? That notion might seem like a stretch, but they may be entering a new evolutionary phase as the line between desktops and laptops is increasingly blurred.

To celebrate, I’ll be splitting a box of Krispy Kreme doughnuts with all my loyal readers (limit one doughnut per reader, please. Cheeseburger not included).

MT.Net: conquering the world one innane post at a time!

Afghanistan Isn’t Safe For Dog Washers

The paper this morning carried news of riots in Afghanistan (remember Afghanistan? How we cleaned it up and all?), allegedly in response to abuses by the U.S. military. While the military is unfortunately used to being seen as the bad guy around there, I was stunned to learn the other target of their fury.

They were chanting “death to dog washers!” Yep, dog washers.

Apparently dog washers are the worst scum of the earth in Afghanistan, which leads me to wonder: what about the dirty dogs? Here in ‘Merica, dirty dogs are pretty low. You call someone a dirty dog, them’s fighting words. So do Afghanis consider clean dogs to be worse?

“I hate you,” screamed one protestor in my imagination. “You … you washed your dog!

I just don’t understand the Middle East.

Bruddah IZ – Over The Rainbow

From the author Jack Boulware’s upcoming book on Israel Kamakawiwo’ole.

Honolulu, two a.m. Music producer Jon de Mello is sleeping when the phone rings. It’s Israel, one of the artists he represents for his Mountain Apple record label. And Israel is wide awake. He often has problems at night because his weight upwards of 700 pounds forces him to sleep while hooked up to an oxygen tank. He tells de Mello he wants to record, right now.

“You got transportation?” asks de Mello. It’s difficult for Israel to move around, he needs a few people to help him get dressed, get in and out of places. The studio is about 15 minutes away.

“Yeah,” says Israel. “My guys are here.” “Get in the car,” says de Mello. “I’ll meet you over there.” In the car, de Mello wonders what he wants to record. They’ve been discussing a bunch of possibles from a songbook. But it’s Israel, you never really know for sure what he’s going to do. A traditional Hawai’ian hula. A John Denver song. A theme from a TV show. Could be anything.

A young engineer named Milan Bertosa sits in his recording studio, waiting. He was planning to go home, until some Hawai’ian guy with a lot of letters in his name called up and wanted to record something right away. It’s late, Bertosa is tired, but the voice was insistent, saying he only needed half an hour. A knock at the door, and there stands an unimaginable sight. De Mello, whom Bertosa recognizes, stands about five foot two and 100 pounds. Next to him, the largest man he’s ever seen, a gargantuan six-foot-six Hawai’ian carrying a ukulele. De Mello introduces the two, they get Israel situated in a chair, and Bertosa starts rolling tape.

Israel leans into the microphone, says: “Kay, this one’s for Gabby,” and begins gently strumming the uke. His beautiful voice comes in, a lilting “Oooooo,” then slips into the opening words of “Over the Rainbow,” from “The Wizard of Oz.” Bertosa listens behind the glass, and within the first few bars knows it’s something very special. He spends most of his time recording lousy dance music. This is otherworldly. An incredibly fat man, elegantly caressing a Hollywood show tune, breaking it down to its roots, so sad and poignant, yet full of hope and possibility. Halfway through the tune, Israel spirals off into “What a Wonderful World,” the George David Weiss/Bob Thiele hit made famous by Louis Armstrong, then melts back into “Over the Rainbow.” He flubs a lyric, and tosses in a new chord change, but it doesn’t matter. It feels seamless, chilling. Israel plays five songs in a row, then turns to de Mello and says, “I’m tired and I’m going home.” “Gets up and walks out,” says de Mello. “Ukulele and a vocal, one take. Over.” Israel never played the song again.

When Israel and de Mello began piecing together his 1993 album Facing Future, they added the demo tape of “Over the Rainbow.” Upon release the song took on a life of its own. The familiar melody played in hotels and on rental car radios, in restaurants and bars. Many were moved to tears. If it didn’t give you “chicken skin,” you were legally dead. The song resonated even more for locals. Some heard its kaona, or hidden subtext, to reflect the sadness Hawai’i felt about having its lands illegally annexed by the United States in 1898. Those who had seen him in concert knew he ended each show with the words, “My name is Israel Kamakawiwo’ole, I am Hawai’ian.” Israel was one of only 1,500 full-blooded Hawai’ians left in the world. He was pure, and so was the recording. It bounced around the islands for the next three years.

And then one afternoon, Santa Monica KCRW radio host Chris Douridas cued up “Over the Rainbow” as part of his program “Morning Becomes Eclectic,” to cheer up listeners on a rainy day. After it faded out, Douridas announced the 800 phone number on the back of the Facing Future CD. In two days, Mountain Apple received over 2,000 calls from southern California, people crying and asking about the music, many of them stuck on the freeway when they heard it.

Movie producer Martin Brest bought the rights for use in his film, “Meet Joe Black.” As the end credits rolled, movie audiences stayed in their seats to listen to “Over the Rainbow.” One of America’s most recognizable melodies, first made popular by Judy Garland, the tune had always embodied optimism, depicting a world where dreams really do come true. Israel’s version was something else entirely: haunting and delicate, stripped down to a lone voice and a ukulele, an unexpected minor chord contrasting, almost unconsciously, against the happy lyrics of wishing upon a star. After the film’s premiere in Hawai’i, people were sobbing in the theater.

Producers bought the very same song for “Finding Forrester,” “Made,” “The Big Bounce,” and “50 First Dates,” for episodes of “ER,” “Providence,” “Charmed,” and “Party of Five.” It aired in an eToys ad during the Super Bowl, and then commercials throughout Japan, Europe, Australia, New Zealand. Although most listeners couldn’t remember the name of the artist, it didn’t matter. The music was most important, that raw, perfect-pitch voice that hit people right in the heart, touched their emotional core, reminded them how fragile life can be. You heard it once, you never forgot it.

“Rainbow” came to personify Hawai’i to the outside world. Celebrities publicly announced their love of Israel’s music: novelists, actors, directors, baseball players, sumo wrestlers. Bruddah IZ was the state’s first artist in history to have an album certified gold. Posters and calendars of his face decorated record stores around the world. “Over the Rainbow” became the No. 1 bestselling song downloaded from the World Music section of iTunes. Israel had produced the most recognizable and beloved Hawai’ian song in 50 years. And he didn’t live to see any of it.

Moral Dilemma: Headlights

Imagine this scenario: you’re walking through the parking lot of a multi-office office park. You pass an empty car with its headlights on. The car is unlocked and there is no one else around. Enough offices are in the office park to make it impractical to notify every one. Leaving a note on the windshield would be funny but obviously pointless.

What do you do? Do you enter the car and turn off the lights? Or, do you respect the owner’s property but leave it to slowly drain the battery?

What would you do?

Chernobyl

A thunderstorm knocked out our power Sunday night. In spite of knowing better, we kept mindlessly flipping light switches. Electricity is ingrained into our lifestyle. Its not easily given up. As long as we live with electricity, we must live with power plants. And as long as we must have power plants, we must choose between:

  • coal, which scars the landscape and produces acid rain
  • oil, which rely on scarce oil from unstable regions
  • natural gas, which has the same issues as oil but at least burns cleanly
  • solar, which take up lots of real estate don’t come close to offering enough capacity
  • wind, which have the same issues as solar and only work in few locations
  • hydroelectric, which drastically affect the flow of rivers and the life that depends on them, and
  • nuclear, which is usually safe. Except when its not, in which case it becomes a monster.

Like it was one morning twenty years ago.

It was twenty years ago that an early-morning emergency drill backfired at Chernobyl, causing Reactor Number 4 to explode and release deadly radioactive steam and debris across the landscape. To paraphrase the late, Nobel-Prize winning physicist Andrei Sakhrov, we still don’t quite have a handle on the powerful forces we have brought into existence.

Twenty years have passed. Chernobyl will be a wasteland for many hundreds more. How have we progressed since? When we reach for the light switch, we expect something on the other end to be pushing out electrons. Is it worth another Chernobyl to keep our beloved elecricity? Are we willing to live in a world without electricity? If not, what’s next?

[I’m currently reading The Truth About Chernobyl by Gregori Medvedev, former chief engineer at Chernobyl. It brings back the same fear I felt in 1986 when I heard the scary news of the plant explosion. Also, see my earlier post on Three Mile Island.]