A Critique of Children’s Music

As a musical guy and a father, I’ve learned to appreciate the children’s music my kids listen to. Here are my thoughts on those CDs we play around the Turner household.

They Might Be Giants’s No! album is good enough, but it doesn’t stay with you. Some songs are annoying enough to shelf the whole CD. I’m a big fan of TMBG, but the overall tone of No! is a little disjointed to be a long-time favorite.

Cathy Fink and Marcy Marxer can write catchy, clever songs but they’re aimed more towards the kids than the kids-and-adults music I prefer. If you’re going to have to listen to songs with your kids, you might as well enjoy them, too. There is too much children’s chorus in the songs for my liking. Still, songs like “A Pirate’s Life” are clever enough to put smiles on even the crabbiest parents. Arr arr arr arr!

The Wiggles are non-starters. Annoying times ten! I don’t like music that talks down to my kids, which is what their music seems to do. While I wish Greg Page, otherwise known as Wiggles Yellow, a speedy recovery from his disease, I wouldn’t miss the Wiggles if they never played another annoying note.

Laurie Berkner is in my view the queen of children’s music. Catchy, clever, silly songs with simple guitar accompaniment. Many of these songs were the only things we could decipher from Travis when he was first learning to talk. I can listen to Laurie Berkner all day and not want to pull my (remaining) hair out. That’s quite a feat for children’s music.

Tom Paxton, though, is a brilliant children’s music musician whom I think tops them all. Some CDs are better than others, though. I was indifferent to the first Tom Paxton CD I heard, Your Shoes, My Shoes. It’s got decent songs, but Tom’s singing usually aims for kids rather than kids-and-adults. Still, I love the deliciously morbid writing in The Worms Come Crawling Underground. Even the childrens’ chorus doesn’t take away from it.

Then there’s Tom’s 1992 release I’ve Got A Yo-Yo. I consider it the best children’s CD I have ever heard. This one doesn’t talk down to the kids. It’s good, not just good for kids. It’s silly without being goofy. Oops and The Crow’s Toes are my current favorites. Plenty of variety in musical styles are on this disc, too, so you don’t get tired of it.

So to the moms and dads out there: who am I overlooking? Got any favorites you’d like to mention?

Benefit Concert For The Maxwells

Y’all might remember Tom Maxwell’s visit to MT.Net a few months ago. Just found out via David Menconi’s blog that Tom’s 3 year old son Esten was diagnosed with leukemia last month. Esten is responding well but the medical bills are adding up, so a benefit concert is being held in Pittsboro at the Scoreboard December 9th.

I will be there to donate and encourage you to do the same. As a parent of two kids I have an appreciation for the terror leukemia must be for the Maxwells. I hope that Esten recovers completely and my thoughts go out to him and his family. Continue reading

Personal Penguin! Argh!!!

I saw the “Personal Penguin” song mentioned on Paul Jones’s blog today but resisted the urge to click on it. Later I read the N&O blog and fell into the trap when David Menconi mentioned it. Now I’m hooked. I found myself walking around the office with the song stuck in my head!

Please, whatever you do, don’t go to Sandra Boynton’s website and click on the MP3 link. You’ll find yourself wanting to be a personal penguin before you know it.

(Sandra writes some of the best childrens’ books out there, by the way.)

Battle Flag

Battle Flag
Pigeonhead
(Lo-Fidelity Allstars remix)

Your construction
Smells of corruption
I manipulate to recreate
This air to ground saga
Gotta launder my karma
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Machinehead

Machinehead
Bush

Breathe in breathe out
Tied to a wheel fingers got to feel
I spin on a whim I slide to the right
I felt you like electric light
For our love
For our fear
For our rise against the years and years and years
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White And Nerdy

Werd, Al. (View the video here)

White And Nerdy
Weird Al

They see me mowin’
My front lawn
I know they’re all thinking I’m so white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Can’t you see I’m white and nerdy?
Look at me, I’m white and nerdy
I wanna roll with
The gangstas
But so far they all think I’m too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
I’m just too white and nerdy
Really, really white and nerdy
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Frank Zappa

I was playing my MP3 collection when “Valley Girl” by Frank Zappa (and his daughter, Moon Unit) got selected. I was reminded of what a fantastic musician Zappa was and how righteous he was standing up to Tipper Gore’s PMRC in the mid-80’s.

Read more about Zappa at this excellent Wikipedia article.

Blackout Blues

Blackout Blues
Widespread Panic

Hope you don’t mind me barging in the door
In the middle of the night
Hope you don’t mind me barging in the door like this
In the middle of the night

Falling in and out of bars on my own
Pick my head up off the ground
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