Dear Tom Cruise,
Please – as fast as you possibly can – please drop off the face of the Earth. Your fifteen minutes of fame were up perhaps twenty years ago. You couldn’t act your way out of a wet paper bag, you’re as dumb as a box of rocks, and to top it off you’re a fruitcake of the first order.
Please – do the rest of us a favor and just go away.
Your Pal (not),
Mark
After yesterday’s trouncing by the lowly Tar Heels, I think Chuck will soon be packing his bags.
I hear there’s a spot open on Bobby Bowden’s staff . . .
MT.Net is back online after some unfortunate timing. The server went offline Tuesday morning, right when I was due to catch a plane. I had 20 minutes to try to fix things but was unsucessful. Today (Sunday) was the first day I had a chance to work on it again. Turns out that a bad switch is at fault. Bah.
I’ve been saving up the posts since then, so don’t worry your pretty little heads. It’s good to be back.
