I can’t believe Mel Gibson would go this far.
(Unfortunately, there’s no mention of “sugar tits.” Sorry. Just had to have an excuse to say “sugar tits” on my blog.)
August 3, 2006
Uninvited Vacation Guest
The Turner family vacation to Florida is nine days away and already the storms are circling like sharks. It looks like Tropical Storm Chris will wander into the Gulf, but the Bermuda high now cooking the southeast may be enough to keep it safely offshore. I don’t see anything lining up behind Chris so we may squeak out a dry vacation yet.
As A Matter Of Fact It IS Hot Enough For Me
Okay, so everyone knows its hot by now. Does the media really need to make this their top story? I mean, isn’t it pretty self-evident when you step outside? Why have the bimbo anchor on the cable network ruin my enjoyment of a cool, dark restaurant by reminding me how blasted hot it is outside? We know already!
Now get back to covering the corruption in the Republican-controlled Congress and the Democratic-controlled N.C. House before I run out of things to rant about. Sheesh.