Cheap Thoughts: Spam As A Secret Message

What if those random-seeming words at the bottom of spam emails are really a secret message sent to me by space aliens? I mean, if they can leave random shapes in cornfields, who’s to say they don’t know how to write spam emails?

Memo To Hotel Executives

There are a few things that hotel executives should remember:

  • Bath towels can never be too big.
  • There can never be enough light.
  • There can never be enough outlets in the room.
  • It can never be too quiet.
  • The bed can never be too comfortable.

The airport Holiday Inn I’m staying in doesn’t have all of these issues, but some seem to crop up everywhere I stay.

If a hotel can get all of these right consistently, they’ve got a happy guest.