What if those random-seeming words at the bottom of spam emails are really a secret message sent to me by space aliens? I mean, if they can leave random shapes in cornfields, who’s to say they don’t know how to write spam emails?
July 11, 2006
Memo To Hotel Executives
There are a few things that hotel executives should remember:
- Bath towels can never be too big.
- There can never be enough light.
- There can never be enough outlets in the room.
- It can never be too quiet.
- The bed can never be too comfortable.
The airport Holiday Inn I’m staying in doesn’t have all of these issues, but some seem to crop up everywhere I stay.
If a hotel can get all of these right consistently, they’ve got a happy guest.