Check out this hilarious YouTube clip of Patrick Stewart lampooning himself on the BBC series Extras. Stewart adds the perfect comic touch. Too funny!
(H/T Kevin “The Alchemist” Sonney).
Check out this hilarious YouTube clip of Patrick Stewart lampooning himself on the BBC series Extras. Stewart adds the perfect comic touch. Too funny!
(H/T Kevin “The Alchemist” Sonney).
I just found out that my favorite Internet-only comic strip, the legendary Doctor Fun is no more. Dave Farley has drawn a comic strip nearly every day since 1993, before most people knew what the Internet was. He has decided to pull the plug after thirteen years of humor.
Who will supply me with my yearly peeps fix now that Doctor Fun is gone?
Kids are so much fun! Especially our kids. They rock!
Remember how Bill Clinton conveniently bombed Kosovo on the eve of his impeachment proceedings? Pure coincidence, right? For some reason the bombing of Abu Zarqawi brings that previous incident to mind. Right as the massacre at Haditha is blowing up in the face of the U.S. military, we bag a big terrorist.
I think we can all agree that Zarqawi was a murderous scumbag who deserved to catch a 500 pound bomb. That’s not the issue, here. The issue is timing – Zarqawi gets picked off right when we desperately needed good news about Iraq. Pure coindicence, right?
Maybe not. Some military officals are now claiming we could have gotten Zarqawi long ago:
“Here we had targets, we had opportunities, we had a country willing to support casualties, or risk casualties after 9/11 and we still didn’t do it,� said Michael O’Hanlon, military analyst with the Brookings Institution.
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Military officials insist their case for attacking Zarqawi’s operation was airtight, but the administration feared destroying the terrorist camp in Iraq could undercut its case for war against Saddam.
So, if we’ve had this thug in our sights for four years now – four years in which he carried out more terrorist attacks – why did we wait until now to nail him? Could it be we let him continue his killing spree to prop up our justification for war?
Nah. It must be coincidence.
The Internet as we know it was sentenced to death today when the House passed a telecom bill that disregarded Net Neutrality. Unless the governor offers a last-minute pardon (because you know the real governor doesn’t do pardons), the freely-accessible Internet is a dead man walking.
There really isn’t anything that big business can’t buy from our congressional representatives. Nothing that can’t be bought by lining the pockets of the politicians. Internet pioneer Jon Postel must be spinning in his grave.
I found this kiss-up to Microsoft on one of the blogs I frequent. It’s a puff-piece that ran in Infoworld called Imagining A Day Without Microsoft. A few choice quotes:
“Initially, panic in the streets,� says Tony Meadow, president of Bear River Associates, an ISV focusing on mobile applications. “[Microsoft] didn’t establish [its standards] in a nice sort of way, but they are the basis for a lot of things that we use and do with computers.�
It’s called embrace and extend. Other companies and groups define standards: open ones that anyone is free to use. Microsoft then takes those standards and adds its own, proprietary extensions. They’ve done it with HTML, XML, Kerboros, and LDAP, and countless others. At the same time, open standards which would let you get your information out of Microsoft products (such as OpenDocument) are given lip service or simply ignored.
Standards are the enemy of Microsoft. They let customers choose someone other than Microsoft.
We would also find out how bad the Linux and Apple vendors are at providing patches, compared to what [customers] got used to from Microsoft,� John Pescattore, vice president for Internet security at Gartner says, adding that Microsoft is much better than Apple and Linux at delivering security patches. “If you keep getting into car accidents, you know how to fix dents.�
Excuse me? Microsoft should be praised for delivering security patches? This is a company that more often than not refused to acknowledge security holes in its software, leaving its customers out to dry. A huge majority of internet worms and viruses are a direct result of shoddy Microsoft programming and design.
Apple and Linux vendors are “slow” to release patches because these platforms are far more stable and secure than the typical Microsoft platform. Microsoft has practice at delivering security patches because their software’s security is so bad! If you “keep getting into car accidents,” maybe you should stop driving! If this clown is “VP of Internet Security” at Gartner, how secure do you think their networks are?
The real kicker is this one:
What do I think? It is not an accident that Microsoft and its hardball tactics have succeeded all these years. They did not happen accidentally. Like the roots of a plant searching for water, the high-tech industry itself created Microsoft in order to survive.
So, the tech industry thrives because of Microsoft? How utterly ridiculous! Microsoft has arguably killed more innovation in this industry than any other company (see “embrace and extend” above). Got a great idea and want to pitch it to VCs? If Microsoft is anywhere near that technology, you won’t get a dime for it. Are you a small company with something Microsoft wants? They’ll be your buddy just long enough to create their own version of your product and put you out of business. Its happened with countless products and companies. Microsoft all but ignored the rise of the Internet – the ultimate open standard – grudgingly acknowledging it only once it was too late to put their hooks into it.
Personally, I can imagine a world without Microsoft. Competition flourishes. New ideas propel truly innovative companies to success. The Internet is a far safer place as the worms and viruses that prospered thanks to Microsoft’s buggy software drop off drastically.
I can imagine a world without Microsoft. And frankly, I like what I see.
Longtime MT.Net reader Mike B. alerted me to the virtual ink MT.Net is getting over at CNET. My recent blog post about laptops versus desktops was mentioned yesterday on Blogma as a hot blog topic:
Are desktop PCs headed for extinction? That notion might seem like a stretch, but they may be entering a new evolutionary phase as the line between desktops and laptops is increasingly blurred.
To celebrate, I’ll be splitting a box of Krispy Kreme doughnuts with all my loyal readers (limit one doughnut per reader, please. Cheeseburger not included).
MT.Net: conquering the world one innane post at a time!
It’s mighty quiet now in the blogosphere . . . too quiet. Something’s going on. Why has everyone stopped blogging lately?
One of the nice things about having my office right next to Lake Johnson Park is the ability to take a nice hike during a conference call. Today I checked in with Kelly during lunch. No sooner had I turned to go back to the office that I saw a two-foot-long stick moving across the path.
Closer inspection revealed it to be a northern copperhead snake. They are generally nocturnal from what I understand but this one seemed to enjoy the sun. I spent a little time respectfully admiring the friendly little guy before I continued on.
I’ve also discovered a family of turtles in the water near the walkway. They seem to always be there when I walk by.
It sure is nice having some woods nearby!
A murder suspect escaped his shackles earlier this week while being transported to a doctor’s appointment in Wilson. Then once he was in custody he did it again:
Eddie Ellis, 23, refused to tell investigators how he escaped from a prison transport van on Tuesday afternoon, but told them he could do it again if they locked him up in shackles in a room by himself.
Four minutes later, he was knocking on the room’s door for authorities to let him out, Maj. John Farmer of the Wilson County Sheriff’s Office said Wednesday.
So how the heck is this guy getting loose? Is it really as simple as he makes it to look? What the heck are they using for restraints in Wilson, anyway? Who put Barney Fife in charge?
They better check the jailhouse doors, too. The locks they got in the cereal boxes might not be up to the job.