Its now past 9:30 and I can finally get dinner. It was a busy day at work, followed by an appointment with a landscaper providing us an estimate to fill our sinkhole in the backyard.
After that, I rushed off to the neighborhood homeowners association meeting to see what’s up. This was followed by a nice call from an old friend.
Man, life just doesn’t slow down, does it?
Dear President Dubya,
Can we invade Nigeria next? Please? Its oil-rich, you know, and has countless millions of dollars waiting to be transferred into my bank account. If there was ever an opportunity to take money off of someone’s hands, this is it.
Yours in homeland security,
Mark
P.S. If not all-out war, could you maybe just lob a few missles at its Internet cafes? The world’s email administrators will thank you.
