Why did I wear hearing protection while mowing eight trash bags worth of grass today just to crank tunes tonight to a deafening level with my headphones?
May 23, 2004
Work As Star Trek
As I surf the employment pages (read: procrastinating on updating my resume), I keep getting trapped in system administrator listings and the like. That’s not who I am anymore. If I’m in a server room now, it’s as someone’s guest. And that’s the way I like it.
No longer am I Mr. Scott, a-barely holdin’ things together, Captain. I’m now frickin’ Captain Kirk!
I Just Lost My Job Again, Now I’m Going To Disneyland
This seemed appropriate.
Dada
Dizz Knee Land
I just ran away from home
Now I’m going to dizz knee land
I just crashed my car again
Now I’m going to dizz knee land
I just robbed a grocery store
I’m going to dizz knee land
I just flipped off President George
I’m going to dizz knee land
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