That’s A Wrap! (Follow up to filming)

The Business Now folks came and went without too much disruption in the business day. There were a few times when our fearless marketing leader, Darrek, came out to hush us all, since the noise from people actually working was interfering with the interviews being done in the conference room. But all things considered it wasn’t too bad. The crew seemed nice enough. A few of our stellar resellers came in to say nice things about us. It should be a good story once its done.

I was disappointed that the “B-footage,” the framing shots that will fill in the space around the interviews, was so short. The cameraman shot maybe 10 minutes of footage around the office, mostly of people staring at their monitors while they were filmed from behind. It makes for boring video, to be sure, so I’m guessing not much will be seen in the final edit.

Another interesting thing is that Business Now is shown in all of three markets: NYC, Raleigh, and San Francisco (not to mention nationally on TechTV). While it might get watched in Raleigh (when Andy Griffith isn’t on, naturally), I’m sure it will get lost among the millions of cable channel choices in NYC and SF. So while Darrek was making this out to seem like they were doing us a favor, it could actually be us doing THEM a favor! Still, I’ll hold out judgement until it airs. Then we’ll see if it creates any buzz.

I’m glad its over so that the company can get back to work.

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Blogging By Numbers

You’ll notice that when I can’t think of much to say, I’ll pull out some statistics about the site. This is one of those posts.

You’ll be interested to note that Mark Turner Dot Net chalked up a record month in June, dishing out almost 18,000 web hits during the month. Just ten hits shy, actually. That works out to an average of 599 hits per day.

The average number of visits for June was 46. That number has been steadily rising: last month it was 54 and this month it is currently at 61. Thus, mt.net is on track for yet another record-breaking month. And its all for you, don’t you know.

As far as Google stats, mt.net has leapfrogged those Mark Turner wannabes by becoming the third website on a query for Mark Turner. Soon I will RULE the WORLD! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!1!1!!11!!!

Um, sorry. Got carried away there! Anywho, thanks to the great content you get here on Mark Turner Dot Net, you’ll always find a reason to return. Thanks for reading!

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Welcome to Film-crew hell

Today is the day the producers for Business Now go roaming through our offices, filming a segment for Tech TV. While its a great opportunity for the company, I’m kinda missing the personality the office showed before it got spiffed up for its close-up shot. The walls have been scrubbed clean. Most of the desks are clean. The pig’s sty of a snack area has been cleaned up and is now spotless.

Now the cleanliness is all fine and good, but the bell we ring for sales has been taken down. The white board, typically sporting clever movie quotes, has been wiped clean. Even the humor I added to the break-room bulletin board (an airline safety card printout to go with the other official notices), has been taken down. Bummer.

The saving grace is that my buddy Greg came in unshaved and wearing one of his festive shirts. He panicked when he remembered today was filming day, and ran out to grab some shaving cream.

I wish I would’ve stopped him before he cleaned himself up. We’re gonna come off looking like dorks if the film crew doesn’t have anything interesting to film. Maybe I’ll spill coffee on my slacks so I can walk around the rest of the day with no pants.

Rent-To-Kill Plants?

I went to work behind a van for RentoKil Tropical Plant Services. In my morning fog, I read that as “rent-to-kill plants.”

I came up with a great marketing idea for them: Why take the time and expense to kill your own plants when you can use ours? Try Rent-To-Kill plants! Pay only for what you abuse!

Let Rent-To-Kill provide the compost-to-be! You provide the neglect!

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