S-N

What does it say about me that I’ve got this stupid song stuck in my head?

S-N (YouTube)
Tom Lehrer

Like a rooster loves a hen
Like a lion loves his den
Like Barbie loves Ken
I love to do things that begin with “S-N”

(For example…)

I love to sneeze…(AH-CHOO!)
Pardon me, please…(AH-CHOO!)
I like to sniffle; it really feels nice
One handkerchief’ll just never suffice
But, brother, watch out for the breeze…
When I sneeze! (AH-CHOO! AH-CHOO! AH-CHOO!)
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Summer buzz

I’ve been considering the wet winter we’ve had and the prospect of the warmer weather bringing swarms of mosquitoes. This made me think of buying a mosquito trap such as the propane-based ones, which attract mosquitoes by producing carbon dioxide. As the world has enough CO2 being produced, I wonder if there isn’t a way to create a mosquito trap that doesn’t create more CO2.

It turns out we have a ready source of CO2, courtesy of our gas hot water heater. If I could somehow make use of the CO2 that’s produced by our water heater so that it traps mosquitoes, that would be the best solution. I wonder what it would take?

Cookie and Coco

cocoacookie

Perhaps someone has already forwarded you this email:

Subject: Family losing home and can’t take their dogs into the apartment

Package deal!

Please pass along to all family, friends, coworkers – spread the word and help find these two adorable labs a home.

Two females, both have chips implanted and are very well cared for. Their family is losing their home and they are desperate to find a loving home.
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Another Careerbuilder find

Another too-good-to-be-true offer in the same day. Wow, thanks Careerbuilder!

Date: Tue, 24 Feb 2009 06:01:16 -0800
From: “Michelle Van Sickle” michelle@franjobs.com
To: markt at blab blah blah
Subject: Business Ownership

Hi Mark,

Your resume sparked some interest with one of our Senior Franchise Consultants and they would like to speak with you. Your credentials are quite impressive and therefore would like to see if owning a franchise business would be an idea that you might consider. We have helped many established professionals research the best qualified franchises available.

Depending on the industry and location that you specify, we will present to you the best geographic and financially available franchises. The research, qualification, and application service we provide costs you absolutely nothing.
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Fantastic job offer!

Hey, it looks like I can earn big bucks for only working 2-3 hours a day! Woo!

I’ll be working in “escrow services” for the “online auctions” industry. Sounds important, doesn’t it!?

Read about this fabulous offer! Boy, am I glad I posted my resume on Careerbuilder.com!

To: blahblahblah at nowhere dot org
Subject: Mark Turner, Part-Time Job for you
From: Ashli Roberts Ashli.e.innov.job@gmail.com
Date: Tue, 24 Feb 2009 03:48:02 -0600

Dear Mark Turner,

I am a Chief Manager of HR Department of E-Innovative Group Inc. My name is Ashli Roberts.

We’ve analized your resume posted at Careerbuilder.com and I’m glad to propose you a FINANCIAL AGENT vacancy.
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Snoring stymies sleep

I awoke early this morning to a loud noise that seemed to come from my side of the room. The noise was gone as quickly as it arrived. Only at breakfast did I realize that noise was me: I caught myself snoring! I had my mouthpiece in but it didn’t seem to do any good. I think the lift it once gave my lower jaw is now gone because my mouth has gradually reformed the mouthpiece’s shape.

I think I’m just going to have to get my sinuses fixed once and for all. That will have to wait until I have something other than a contract position. I’m pretty tired now and don’t want to spend the rest of my life always feeling tired.

Healthy Cities forum

Saturday’s Healthy City talks were more urban-design oriented than Friday’s Growing In Place symposium. It was held in a ballroom of the new Convention Center and attracted a more professional crowd it seemed. As a lowly parks volunteer I felt a bit out of my league but tried gamely to keep up.

I found a few presentations to be a bit dry, but the presentation by James Charlier was amusing and informative. His slides showed many examples of well-designed city streets and poorly-designed city streets, many of which exist in the same city. I also enjoyed hearing all about Chicago’s green initiatives in Sadhu Johnston’s presentation. Chicago is going green in a typically-Chicago way: big.

Beyond that, the day was useful for networking, and I got a chance to say hello to some good people designing good cities. While Saturday’s talks didn’t carry the impact of Friday’s for me, they were still well worth attending. I’m glad I got a chance to go.

Growing In Place Symposium

Friday’s Growing In Place Symposium was about how cities could be designed for not only adults but kids as well. There were many discussions which focused on city parks – a topic near and dear to my heart as a Parks board member. The takeaway is that playgrounds should not engineer all the fun out in an effort to eliminate all risk. There were also some cities mentioned which do a good job of making themselves kid-friendly. I loved seeing these approaches.

I spent quite a bit of time chatting with the speakers after their talks, picking their brains about these ideas and collecting their presentation slides when I could. I also tried to make note of all the books mentioned so that I could become more informed.

It was a long day in one room but I appreciated all the new ideas I discovered. Hopefully I can help put them to use here in Raleigh.

End of a busy, busy, busy week

The third week of the month is typically busy for me, but this one was especially so. I led a boisterous East CAC meeting Monday, bringing me home around 10 PM. I had Tuesday night “off.” Wednesday night was the Raleigh CAC meeting, which began at 7 (allowing me to eat supper with the family) and got me home about 10 PM.

Upon returning home Wednesday night I discovered my home computer server was wheezing and apparently on its last legs, so I spent another three hours moving it all to a new server. Bedtime was at 1:15 AM.

Thursday evening was my Parks board meeting, beginning at 5:30 PM and ending around 6:45 PM. That night, I spent over an hour picking through and explaining some new zoning issues for a nearby neighborhood, an effort which went largely unappreciated, sorry to say.

I took the day off of work Friday to spend it at the Growing In Place Symposium. Friday followed by the Healthy Cities presentations most of Saturday. Oh, and we also squeezed in a visit to Rolesville to visit our friends and former neighbors for dinner.

Now I feel sleepy. Is it any wonder?