Gentle reader, if your dog has been barking its head off for fifteen minutes straight in your backyard, please do your neighbors a favor and bring your dog back inside. It’s not fun listening to a dog constantly barking for seemingly no reason at all. It’s one thing if there’s an actual reason for the dog to be barking – say, if Bigfoot is standing in your driveway. If on the other hand the dog is barking simply to hear itself bark or because it’s feeling a little lonely (which seems to cover about 90% of the instances), bring it inside. Your dog will love you and so will your neighbors.
This has been a public service announcement from MarkTurner.Net.