This spam infiltrated a neighborhood email list and I couldn’t help but post it. Bless the spammer’s Chinglish-speaking heart.
Subject: New shopping new life!
Date: Wed, 2 Jun 2010 19:44:04 -0700 (PDT)
From: [Innocent victim’s name removed]Dear friend,
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The web address: (www.)eastshopcn.com