This has already made the rounds at Metafilter. Two Colorado girls, in a senseless act of generosity, made cookies one night and delivered them to their neighbors.
Neighbor Wanita Young, apparently shocked that anyone would do anything kind for her, had an anxiety attack and sued the girls for $900.
The girls showed “very poor judgment,” Young said. “I just hope the girls learned a lesson.”
They sure did. They learned what a giant doodyhead you really are.
On the bright side, the girls are now famous. They’ve also collected donations far exceeding their $900 fine.
I wrote a letter to the editor of the Durango Star about that. What a mean person.