Three days after being linked from this blog, Mojo Nixon has announced his retirement. He will play his last show in Austin on March 20th.
“I have nothing more to say,” says Nixon. “Not only am I empty, but obviously nobody gives a rat’s ass about the things I have been saying for twenty years. The masses are just as blinded by the light of stupidity, prudery and the shiny objects of hate.”
“I have debased your false icons, mocked the myths and tried to shine the light of truth and freedom on the Big Lies” says Nixon. “I have done all I can.”
The world weeps.
hey don’t link anymore cool bands to your webpage if this is what will happen
too late. The Lincolns have also disbanded.
SAY IT AIN’T SO!!! … I bet I can hire him to play one of Angus’ birthday parties … he’s only two hours away from here.
Matt
The Lincolns disbanded waaaaaay before you linked em on your blog. I think you’re in the clear on this one.
Mojo is either saying these things tounge-in-cheek or he’s a freakin’ delusional windbag. Oh, poor us who have been blessed by his ultimate wisdom that we haven’t bowed down to his greatness. C’mon, he acts as if we should worship him and since we’re not he’s taking his ball and going home. (how’s that for a mixed metaphor!)
What a windbag!