John Edwards will quit his run for the Presidency today. Guess ad-nauseum repetition of “my-dadddy-was-a-mill-worker” just isn’t enough to get voters excited. Perhaps if we’re lucky, he’ll use his remaining time as senator to actually represent North Carolina in Congress. If he remembers how to get to his Senate office, that is.
Thanks for playing, Johnny. Don’t forget your parting gift!
I bet he can’t even find DC any more, much less the Senate.
Chump.
Still, I would have voted for him over Bush.
Still, I would have voted for him over Bush.
Of course! That goes without saying.
Maybe Kerry will offer him a slot on the ticket. He’d make a good VP, looking pretty at official functions and stuff. Only problem with this scenario is that Johnny’s world revolves around him alone. He’d never accept being part of a team because he doesn’t know what the word means.