I went to work behind a van for RentoKil Tropical Plant Services. In my morning fog, I read that as “rent-to-kill plants.”
I came up with a great marketing idea for them: Why take the time and expense to kill your own plants when you can use ours? Try Rent-To-Kill plants! Pay only for what you abuse!
Let Rent-To-Kill provide the compost-to-be! You provide the neglect!