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Get Your Own Saddam – Just In Time For Christmas

In case (like Saddam) you were under a rock or something, the U.S. Army captured Saddam this morning. The old tyrant’s time had run out. Now that he’s all cleaned up, I suppose its only a matter of time until he spills the beans about those weapons of mass destruction. Because, you know, that’s what this was all about, remember?

Now that we’ve got him, what next? Does he become cellmates in Miami with Manuel Noriega, the villian of George H.W. Bush? Does he get his own cage at Guantanamo? Does he begin a new career making infomercials? What does one do with a former national leader? Sell him on Ebay?

Let’s hope this is enough to convince the Iraqi citizens to stop shooting at us.

  1. We’re not shooting at you. Those are the terrorists and Saddam loyalists.

    I kiss you!

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