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Attack Of The Bad Ham, Part 154,230

I grabbed breakfast at the airport before boarding my flight to San Diego. Bad idea. 🙂 The “Western Wrap” I purchased at the Green Leaf restaurant near the Southwest gates gave me no shortage of grief for the seven hours I spent on a plane today. Flat out laid me low. Only now am I feeling human again.

I recommend you steer clear of that place if you’re in a bind and need food before flying. Ugh.

Now it’s off to find some peanut butter and jelly for sandwiches. That’s about all I can stomach right now. For real.

  1. Ham here, ham there
    Kin folks said bad ham everywhere
    Tell me who ate the big old ham plate
    Sliced up great, but forgot to refrigerate
    the Holly Farms
    like a littly piggy dream
    eating bad ham on a whole new scene
    Uh
    Pork chop it don’t stop it
    slice it or dice it, fry it up we’ll slop it
    Said it was the ham but I don’t believe it
    Said it was the ham no reason was needed
    for you to see
    the b-i-g problem that we
    h-a-d with his story
    was he was driz-unk, but he thiz-unk
    it was the ham
    hot damn for bad ham
    yeah

    Left it out overnight, prone to disease
    it’s like them more bad ham we come across
    the more sicker we be
    [repeat]

    B-A-D H-A-M, you see
    that’s what made him P-U-K-E
    he dug on swine to find, this one time
    it should have been bovine
    uh
    his hamness supreme, stay clean
    from food poisoning
    put the ham in the fridge ya’ll
    and don’t dig, on rotten porky pig
    uhm
    flossin’ a jig on a slab of brother ham
    ham boy, please, leave the swine on the side, g.

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