Stop The Presses!

I’m signed up for CNN’s “Breaking news” email alerts. This one made me chuckle:

Date: Wed, 6 Dec 2006 11:08:03 -0500
From: CNN Breaking News
Subject: CNN Breaking News
To: TEXTBREAKINGNEWS @ CNNIMAIL12.CNN.COM

— President Bush’s policy in Iraq “is not working,” the Iraq Study Group said in releasing its long-awaited report.

Gee … ya think? How much did we pay these clowns to come up with such earth-shattering conclusions?