Dear Tom Cruise,
Please – as fast as you possibly can – please drop off the face of the Earth. Your fifteen minutes of fame were up perhaps twenty years ago. You couldn’t act your way out of a wet paper bag, you’re as dumb as a box of rocks, and to top it off you’re a fruitcake of the first order.
Please – do the rest of us a favor and just go away.
Your Pal (not),
Mark
Wow! We agree on something for once. While not as annoying as Tom Cruise, I think Keanu Reeves can also be added into the “can’t act way out of a wet paper bag” camp. Good to see things up and running again.
Todd