Is Bush Gay?

I read today where Bush became the Fashion Critic-In-Chief at a Rose Garden press conference. Just because you pay attention to fashion doesn’t mean you play for the proverbial other team (and as the saying goes, not that there’s anything wrong with that). Added with other things, though, it makes one wonder.

What if the reason Republican leaders dismissed Mark Foley’s shocking behavior was because far bigger fish have bigger secrets? What if … Bush is gay? Its been the topic of humor sites for a while now. What if there’s really something to this?

Take Jeff Gannon for instance. This guy had unprecedented access to the White House at all hours. It was obvious by his innane, softball questioning that the gay-prostitute-turned-journalist didn’t get his press credentials by being a good reporter. So why was he there? Who gave free access to the White House to a male hooker with no journalistic experience? There always seemed to be a bigger story here that never got covered.

Jack Abramoff, the scandal-ridden former lobbyist, was said to have organized parties for politicians which included both male and female prostitutes. Ex-congressman and current federal PMITA prison inmate Randy “Duke” Cunningham was the most visible fall guy in the Abramoff scandal. Who else was there?

What if this comes a little too naturally for Bush?

Bush was a male cheerleeder at his all-male prep school. His college roommate was another male cheerleader, Victor Ashe, who became mayor of Knoxville and currently serves as Ambassador to Poland. Ashe is rumored to be gay. Ashe has allegedly visited the White House and Bush’s ranch in Crawford many times. Bush reportedly made many unscheduled visits to Ashe in Knoxville before Ashe was named ambassador. Just good friends, or something more? Author Kitty Kelly, while being no bastion of truth, has written about this seemingly special relationship in her biography of the Bush family.

His mother, Barbara Bush, was said to have told a fellow partygoer that her son is “not like the rest of us.” What if she was referring to more than just his noted lack of intellectual curiosity?

What if that story of Laura Bush taking up in the Mayflower Hotel are true?

I’ve got no problem with it if Bush is gay. I do have a problem with him hypocritically pushing an anti-gay agenda if he himself is gay. There is no smoking gun (heh) evidence that he is gay, but on the other hand I don’t see much that rules it out. It does make you wonder.