It seems that death sentences are getting so frequent in China that the need for a mobile death chamber became apparent. Thus the Chinese Death Van can now bring a state execution to your doorstop. Seems like the only thing missing is a satellite uplink capability to share the death with the world.
Isn’t it great that our cell phones, iPods, networking gear, and seemingly 90% of the crap we buy help pay for Death Vans? Man, China rules. Then again, maybe I’m just bummed that we didn’t think of it first.