“Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.”
– President Bush, August 5th, 2004
Equal time:
“We will double our special forces to conduct terrorist operations!”
– John Kerry, in his nomination acceptance speech.
The question is whether we’re going forward to tomorrow or whether we’re going to go past to the…. um… back.
Sincerely,
Dan Quayle
*applauds wildly*