Woohoo! I just got my first paycheck since late May! It’s a payment for my consulting invoice, so I’ve still got to cut a paycheck for myself, but still. Income is a good thing!
It feels good to be working for myself again, too. No benefits as of yet, but that will soon change. I’ve got some promising ideas for growing the business. The best part is that the sky is the limit: I can make as much as I want.
You always hit what you aim for.
I’m aiming my gun at your over-zealous happy spot…
We’re aiming for you.
Sincerely,
The IRS
What? There’s another curmudgeon out there?
Dang! Just when I thought I had the market sewn up…
Hey, move over! You’re in our line of sight.
Sincerely,
NCDOR
Actually, lately the state of North Carolina has been paying me! During an audit, the state ESC discovered I had overpaid my unemployment taxes. I got a nice check in the mail a week or two later.
I guess you can blame the state budget deficit on me. 🙂