Dear Jen,
Please do not send me any more invitations to visit your website. I know you’re new to this online dating thing and that your email account isn’t functioning properly or whatnot, but the first five hundred messages you sent me got that point across.
No, I won’t look at your webcam, and I’m not interested in your profile. Please don’t contact me again.
Sincerely,
Mark
me love you long time
sincerely,
jen
Oh, and tell your friend Rachel to knock it off, too. Thanks.
What’s your ship??? … do you have a girlfriend in this bar???
Tell their horse to knock it off too.
And take David with you….