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Fasting Is Big Sux

I just realized I’m scheduled for a doctor’s appointment at 1:30 that requires me to fast until then. D’oh! Fasting is Big Sux. I always try to get an 8:30 appointment if I’ve got to do it, but in the holiday rush, I missed the set up for this one. To add insult to injury, I was hoping to get my driver’s license renewed this morning.

I can just see myself in the new picture I’ll have to cart around for the next five years. There I am, gaunt and surly, looking like I want to take the photographer’s head off. Maybe I’ll even be drooling, or foaming at the mouth.

I bet I become part of the lineup for a dozen petty crimes because of this mugshot. Heh.